2014 NFL Season

[HC]

Asshole refs stop taking Kaep's rushing yards!

[Dan]

That'd still be a season too late.

I am officially taking applications from fans of AFC teams, please tell me why I should passively support your team this season, as my preferred team is not in fact a real football team.

We won the first half 17-0 today! 17-0!!

[HC]

Maxx root for Denver. You won't be let down unless you meet the Seahawks in cold weather, and you get to be besties with Meacon.

[Maxx]

Hey, remember how it's not Romo's fault? Yeah fuck that.

Put fucking Weeden in at this point, I'll take anyone else.

[HC]

Jerry Jones is going to murder his son for making him pass on Manziel. At least that would've been fun to watch, trainwreck or not.

[gunnar hendershow]

Maybe the worst case scenario of Romo basically being done because of his back was the actual scenario.

[Berober]

Hey, remember how it's not Romo's fault? Yeah fuck that.

Put fucking Weeden in at this point, I'll take anyone else.

Are you sure that's not Weeden under the helmet, and Romo is backstage tied to a chair?

[Maxx]

And shut up about that stupid Utopia show, it's going to cancelled in a month.

[Lint]

[VerbalPuke]

I'm not sure I can take another season of the Lions, wake me up in 16 weeks.

We haven't even played yet and I just feel impending doom because everybody is all "Look at that offense".

[gunnar hendershow]

And shut up about that stupid Utopia show, it's going to cancelled in a month.

Utopia will just be everyone hooking up with everyone by the 3rd episode.

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Sounds like they successfully made utopia actually.

[LL!]

I am not going to miss Jason Garrett or Tony Romo. Not even a little bit. Not even if the Cowboys get even worse after they leave. Not even then.

[gunnar hendershow]

Who says they are leaving?

[Lint]

Did Goodell pay the Cowboys to make a "This is how you don't play football" instructional video?

[Meacon Keaton]

I think the Cowboys are doing this on purpose so they can have an even more impressive comeback than Philly's.

[LL!]

Who says they are leaving?

They'll leave eventually, obviously.

Also, who is that Quarterback for the Bucs? Is that.. Josh McCown? When did that guy sign with a team?!

[Berober]

Holy crap Josh, if they call that a pass, that would be a great pass.

[Your Mom]

And shut up about that stupid Utopia show, it's going to cancelled in a month.

Ok I know you're angry but don't take it out on fine Fox programming like Utopia

[Cole]

Today has been glorious, great sunday afternoon full of surprises, and some upsets. Stayed alive in my survivor pool (which the pot is over $8000) with two entries split with my buddy (Philly and Pitt, stayed alive by the skin of our teeth) but a number of people lost out on Chicago.

Need a McCown and Bucs comeback here in the second half for another win. Missed my spread picks earlier (NO -3, Pitt -6, NE -4) but hit Cincy and Minnesota moneyline underdog wins to keep me even on the day.

Tonight's game is gonna be unreal, looking forward to another shootout.

[Lint]

somoene asked earlier in the topic if we can kill the Josh McCown meme.

Of course we'll kill the McCown meme, when he signs with a team