2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[Schlitzbrille]

Hopefully he sinks to #26.

[Your Mom]

Holy hell how many sets of sports talking guys does the NFL Network have?

[Lineker]

They're taking him, aren't they.

[GoGo Yubari]

THIS KID IS GONNA BE THE STEAL OF THE DRAFT AT PICK #2

[Meacon Keaton]

The best part of the football season for Dan is on the clock...

[Berober]

The panel guys are like "shit, if Mariota goes here, we've got fuck all to talk about... Uhh, can he still be traded afterwards? Great! We can keep padding this thing!"

[Meacon Keaton]

He called him Mairoto.

[Berober]

All the sad Eagles fans

[Lineker]

Marcus Marioto is a Titan!

All that fuss...

[Schlitzbrille]

GODDAMNIT.

[Your Mom]

Who are the Jags going to ruin?

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Marcus Mariota has suffered his whole live from "Super Mariota" jokes. The sight of plumbers now brings up traumatic childhood flashbacks. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SUPER HE'S FINE JUST THE WAY HE IS

[Schlitzbrille]

My finances after I buy 'em (The Jaguars. Current plans include Mountain Dew pools in the stadium and such...)

[Rafael]

LEONARD WILLIAMS IS OURS, LEONARD WILLIAMS IS OURS

[Berober]

Jags turn to pick!

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[Lineker]

For whoever asked about Drake songs (was it NBT?)

[Schlitzbrille]

Who's gonna be the RG3 and Luck in the Winston/Mariota relationship?

[Cactus Drags]

Well, that second pick was somewhat anticlimactic.

[Lineker]

Fowler to the Jags.

[Berober]

Well huh.