2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[Your Mom]

I've never heard of Bud whatever his name is

[Lineker]

Giants take Ereck Flowers.

[Berober]

What the fuck spelling is Ereck?

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Ereck Flowers was the end result of a dare that there wasn't a new way out there to spell "Eric." He knows it doesn't look like what it sounds like. Fuck you.

[Schlitzbrille]

What the fuck spelling is Ereck?

IT'S PROGRESSIVE SPELLING.

[Lineker]

'e WRECK.

[Meacon Keaton]

What the fuck spelling is Ereck?

Dude, don't be racist.

[Mick]

Fuck.

[GoGo Yubari]

I love that they have to keep replaying Goodell fucking Mariota's name up.

[Meacon Keaton]

Forgot the Rams got Fairley in free agency. They could be really nasty this year.

[HC]

Winston is a douche but I can't kind of want him to be a hit just so we can tease Mick about it.

[Lineker]

Rams take Gurley!

[Berober]

Gurley!

[Schlitzbrille]

THE STREAK.....IS OVER.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Todd Gurley has been insisting on being formerly introduced as "Manley" Todd Gurley for years now. It's starting to raise some questions.

[Meacon Keaton]

Man, Gurley may prove me wrong, but I just think in today's game that running backs are a waste of top picks.

[Your Mom]

Todd Gurley didn't get a hug from Deion! Screw you Deion! Hug everyone or hug no one!

[Schlitzbrille]

THAT WAS DEION'S HEEL TURN. Disappointed by the lack of success enjoyed by Sandcastle and Ricecake, Sanders went to the dark side.

[Lineker]

Trae Waynes to the Vikings.

[Berober]

Browns time!

Shelton or Parker would be nice