2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[Lineker]

Saints take Andrus Peat.

[Meacon Keaton]

Great pick for Naw'lins.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Andrus Peat is a type of moss found in the Appalachian Forests.

[gunnar hendershow]

You guyssss...

This is the Browns' new guy in action

To be fair that's against Wazzu...

[Lineker]

I wonder who is going to bite the bullet and draft Shane Ray.

[Meacon Keaton]

You guyssss...

This is the Browns' new guy in action

To be fair that's against Wazzu...

And he won't be anywhere near as nimble playing in that dress.

[GoGo Yubari]

You guyssss...

This is the Browns' new guy in action

To be fair that's against Wazzu...

I will hear nothing about my friends on the WSU football team!!!*

* - they went to see movies at my theater last year. All of them. Seriously.

[Your Mom]

Oh man that thing where they showed how proud Peat's coach was of him

[Meacon Keaton]

Oh man that thing where they showed how proud Peat's coach was of him

From everything I've ever heard said about David Shaw, he's apparently the nicest, most upstanding person alive. Stanford is a huge rival of Notre Dame's, but I can help but like and respect Shaw.

[Lineker]

A trade?

A trade!

[Meacon Keaton]

Took fourteen picks to get a trade this year. I feel like every other pick was a trade last year.

[Lineker]

Dolphins take Devante Parker.

[Berober]

Boooo. I wanted him

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYIS: DeVante Parker is a football player, but he's like a cornball "I'm a football player I'm SMOOTH" guy like you see on '90s sitcoms.

[Lineker]

Chargers pick is in. Texans are on the clock. A wide receiver would be nice!

[Berober]

[Your Mom]

Gordon! Has to be Gordon. He is awesome

[Berober]

Alex Flannigan is in San Diego?

[Lineker]

Chargers take Melvin Gordon with the traded pick.

[Meacon Keaton]

Alex Flannigan is in San Diego?

The echo was because she's in a whale's vagina.