2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[gunnar hendershow]

The Steelers always seem to get the trending top-10 defensive prospect that falls every year.

EXCEPT FOR LAST YEAR!

[Lineker]

With the traded pick, Denver takes Shane Ray.

[Meacon Keaton]

Yay! We got Shane Ray! Pot is legal in Denver, my friend!

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Shane Ray is Trae Waynes' mortal goddamn enemy from a parallel universe. They bicker like Pokemon, just yelling their names.

[Your Mom]

Ray to Denver. It just makes sense

[HC]

Ray to Colorado. The jokes write themselves.

[PatDaMan]

Not in love with the Agholor pick...would rather have seen Perriman. I liked Byron Jones as well on D.

Regardless, we pretty much got a Maclin clone, so hopefully he puts up some numbers.

[GoGo Yubari]

SO DISAPPOINTED IN HIM

WHAT A SHAME

SMOKIN' POT

BEIN' ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY

THE MONSTER

[Lineker]

Cards take D.J. Humphries.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: D.J. Humphries only works weddings and bar mitzvahs and he doesn't get why he gets cooler gigs. (hint: it's the "Humphries")

[GoGo Yubari]

but for real can we talk about the dude being all "WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT THIS GUY IS" about Shane Ray having pot on him when Winston was just "a guy with off-field issues who needs to be a CEO." YOU ARE ANGRY AT THE WRONG ONE.

[Lineker]

Carolina take Shaq Thompson.

[gunnar hendershow]

Come on get to the Ravens pick so I can flip over to the NBA playoffs!

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Shaq Thompson is 10000% for sure a Hollywood PR Specialist. When you get into trouble, you gotta call Shaq.

[Lineker]

Baltimore takes Breshad Perriman.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: I thought I heard "Rashad Pyramid" and I was SO EXCITED and the truth was always gonna be a letdown.

[gunnar hendershow]

Perriman! 2 years running they get the guy I wanted!

[Lineker]

Cowboys take Byron Jones.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Byron Jones is really solidifying that this is The Year of the Blaxploitation Flick Protagonist Name.

[Lineker]

Lions take Laken Tomlinson.