2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Laken Tomlinson is a vital member of Minnesota's BEST One Direction tribute act.

[Lineker]

Colts take Phillip Dorsett.

[Meacon Keaton]

Colts offense is stacked out the ying-yang.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: philip dorsett is a guy?

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[Lineker]

Packers take Damarious Randall.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: I'm driving eight hours tomorrow. This is how I'm spending my evening. I made a mistake. (Demariyous Randall)

[HC]

Never heard of the guy but looks like a nice pick and helps the D so cool.

[Meacon Keaton]

Very athletic guy, HC. Him back there with Haha has you guys set up very nicely for years to come in the secondary.

[Dan]

HC, are the Packers big rivals the Bears or Vikings?

[Lineker]

With their second pick in the first round, the Saints take Stephone Anthony.

[HC]

HC, are the Packers big rivals the Bears or Vikings?

The Bears by a country mile. The Vikings are a (distant) second though given the Favre shit.

[gunnar hendershow]

Mike Mayock thinks all these guys were 2nd round picks but he also thinks highly of them.

He's as bad as Kiper!

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Stephone Anthony is a human being with dreams and ambitions. He plays football. He has relatives. Good intangibles. Good tangibles. I see the light at the end of the tunnel

[VerbalPuke]

Surprised we passed on Malcolm Brown twice, but maybe there is a reason he is falling?

Either way, I love the deal and the pick of Tomlinson. Road grading guard, high character, plus we got two extra picks and a veteran olineman? I will take it, love seeing work put into that oline, still maybe need to figure out RT though.

[HC]

Any chance the Pats nab Gregory?

And the reaction of that Saints fan was hilarious.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Patriots Player is a terrible person because he is unless he's the Gronk dude GOODNIGHT WORLD

[Lineker]

With the last pick of the first round, the Pats take Malcolm Brown.

[GoGo Yubari]

MALCOLM BROWN????? That is a fifth-round quality name. Fuck the Patriots.

[HC]

Well, that draft was alright. Expected more trades and shockers but whatever. When I bomb my math final tomorrow, I'll have something to blame.

[Lineker]

Jim White is essentially an out-of-place grandpa.