2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[Lineker]

Double A to the Niners!

SPINEBUSTAH~!

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Arik Armstead is a confident yet beguiling lawyer from the firm of Armstead Armstead and Steadman. He delivers VERY smoldering addresses to the jury, ladieeeees

[Lineker]

Kansas take Marcus Peters.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Marcus Peters is one letter away from being a guy with two first names, and he remembers this every day #blessed

[Thrilla]

"The Chiefs pick Marcus Peters"

"He's not here!"

"Oh... Er..."

*delves into CHIKARA mystery bag*

[Berober]

Browns pick time again!

[Lineker]

With their second pick in the first round, Cleveland take Cameron Erving.

[Berober]

Huh. I guess they want someone with C experience since Mack was injured most of last season. That contract thing too, but if he's good at guard, with Mack, Bitonio and Thomas, that line could be very tasty.

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Cameron Erving is an early-19th century New England fop. He has some HARSH quips reserved for Washington Irving.

[Dan]

Only 1 trade so far.

[HC]

Chip Kelly is going to draft Mariota and go "LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU" when Goodell tries to tell him the bad news.

[gunnar hendershow]

Of course the Browns take a natural center to play guard or tackle.

[Schlitzbrille]

Who's the face in that scenario? Goodell already went full heel.

[Dan]

Well the Titans drafted Marioto so the Eagles could get Mariota.

[Schlitzbrille]

Well the Titans drafted Marioto so the Eagles could get Mariota.

Sounds like a low-rent comedy....I'd watch it.

[Lineker]

Eagles take Nelson Agholor.

[HC]

And of course Chip takes whoever the fuck he wants regardless of draft value.

[gunnar hendershow]

That's actually a great pick for them to replace Maclin.

[Lineker]

Hey Thrilla:

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— San Francisco 49ers (@49ers)

May 1, 2015

[Dan]

Eh, he was projected 1/2. I think this is the highest he'd go.