The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[The Lusophone]

Defoe for England? 

[DavidMarrio]

I hate players who wear short sleeves but wear gloves as well.

[Just Joe]

Thank god for that.

[METALMAN]

6 hours ago, Lineker said:

Sheamus

bad skin

[Just Joe]

3 hours ago, Mad Jack said:

Can Sunderland just fucking die already?

No

U.

[The Lusophone]

1 minute ago, Just Joe said:

No

U.

Look, the sooner you and Newcastle (I see you @Chad Gazzable with your two goals vs Swansea) give it up and stuff, the sooner this season is over and I can stop being disappointed by United and prepare to be disappointed by England.

[Gazz]

I have no idea what is going on anymore.

[Rafael]

No Janmaat and Taylor for the rest of the season, please. No, forever.

[The Lusophone]

Townsend scores so Roy can put him on the plane!

[Rafael]

1 minute ago, Mad Jack said:

Townsend scores so Roy can put him on the plane!

Don't forget the assist!

[Gazz]

2 minutes ago, Mad Jack said:

Townsend scores so Roy can put him on the plane!

Fuck that, Lascalles for England. Kid is a superstar.

[Gorka]

Well...that was shite.

Fuck it, Swans are safe anyway.

[METALMAN]

I am looking forward to Middlesbrough returning to their position of the best club in north-east England.

[Just Joe]

Yorkshire...

[METALMAN]

They could be in Diddleshire for all I care. They're still geographically located in the north-east of England.

[stokeriño]

Fucking hell are we garbage.

[MDK]

Aguero was about a cunt hair away from being offside there

[Kyle]

1 minute ago, stokeriño said:

Fucking hell are we garbage.

I'm glad you came to this revelation finally Stok.  

[stokeriño]

That rather sums up the game right there.

[Gazz]

What a tit.