2016 NFL Off Season Thread

[Lineker]

Tom Brady has penned a new two-year contract extension; and the Jets have franchise-tagged Muhammad Wilkerson.

[TCO]

It's really frustrating seeing Brady continuously playing for half his market value, making the Patriots even more competitive than they already are.

[The Buscher]

Congratulations to the New England Patriots, 2016-19 AFC East Champions.

[Your Mom]

31 minutes ago, TCO said:

It's really frustrating seeing Brady continuously playing for half his market value, making the Patriots even more competitive than they already are.

Blame Giselle  

[TCO]

15 minutes ago, Ziggy Srardust said:

Blame Giselle  

I do!

But yeah, being one of/the greatest QB of all time and playing for peanuts due to being married to a megarich supermodel is one of the unique intangibles that make the Patriots so strong.

[Lineker]

The Bears are placing the franchise tag on Alshon Jeffery.

[DMN in the House]

Raiders have re-signed P Marquette King, which is actually really cool because that guy is awesome.

[Lineker]

Houston Texans wide receiver Jaelen Strong was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona, over the weekend on a charge of possession of marijuana, according to a Scottsdale Police Department report obtained by NFL Media.

Bah.

[The Buscher]

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

The Bears are placing the franchise tag on Alshon Jeffery.

Blah, I could have seen the potential for Jeffery to be a massive free agent bust but that didn't stop me from dreaming about the potential of pairing Jeffery up with OBJ.

[TCO]

The dream pairing will be Jarvis Landry when his rookie deal is up so he and OBJ can be BFFs on the same team!

[Meacon Keaton]

Denver tagged Von Miller.

Washington tagged Kirk Cousins.

Carolina tagged Josh Norman.

[Lineker]

Miami tagged Olivier Vernon.

Kansas tagged Eric Berry.

Buffalo tagged Cordy Glenn, and released Mario Williams.

[LL!]

Fucking rich people have all the time in the world to play freeze tag, obviously. Look at all those games!

[gunnar hendershow]

Eagles signed Sam Bradford 2 years/$36 million.

I won't laugh because that seems to be the market price on an average starting QB now.

[TCO]

Sam Bradford has to be one of the most overpaid players in history. 

$76mil guaranteed over his career so far and he's peaked at slightly above average when healthy.

[DMN in the House]

Mario Williams can replace Justin Tuck in Oakland, thank you very much.

[Your Mom]

I really like Kirk Cousins but he has to be the luckiest man on Earth right? He played an objectively mediocre season and gets 20 million now

[Schlitzbrille]

If BROCK OSWEILER becomes a free agent, I want him to join the Ravens. No reason. Totally not an excuse to make giraffe jokes. 

[Meacon Keaton]

I can't imagine he'll be leaving Denver.

3 hours ago, Ziggy Srardust said:

I really like Kirk Cousins but he has to be the luckiest man on Earth right? He played an objectively mediocre season and gets 20 million now

I'd slap a hundred seals for Osweiler to have a mediocre (4000 yards, 70%, 29 TDs to 11 picks) like that next year.

[DMN in the House]

3 hours ago, Ziggy Srardust said:

I really like Kirk Cousins but he has to be the luckiest man on Earth right? He played an objectively mediocre season and gets 20 million now

Did Matt Flynn die? He got his money off, like, two games.