Premier League 2016/17

[stokeriño]

I swear to God, if Chelsea play as passively here as we did against Liverpool...  

Edit: Or we can just rely on Gary Cahill being on his usual form. 

[Kaney]

Alexis

[stokeriño]

lol Chelsea

[Nerf]

WACLOCLTT!

[Kaney]

Walcott!

[stokeriño]

An insight into Conte's pre-match team talk: "Guys, we know we're going to go 2-0 down. It's what we do. The key is to go 2-0 down as quickly as possible, because that gives us the most time to actually contest the game afterwards."

[MDK]

Haha Arselo... Wait, what?

[stokeriño]

Yep, could be a 6-0 this.

[MDK]

I had 3-2 in the prediction league so this is going nicely

[stokeriño]

Except that requires Chelsea to win the second half 2-0. :/

[Adam]

This has been an awful day of football for me, but Arsenal are trying to make me feel better. It's working.

[Kaney]

Ozil

Been a fantastic first half. More of the same please

[MDK]

God damn it, why didn't we try to bribe Iwobi to play for England

[Just Joe]

LOL Sunlun.

[Gazz]

1 minute ago, MDK said:

God damn it, why didn't we try to bribe Iwobi to play for England

We spent all the bribe money on Adnan Januzaj.

[MDK]

Just now, Gazz said:

We spent all the bribe money on Adnan Januzaj.

Money well spent, I say.

I swear the English FA are the worst in the world at bribery. Just like football everyone does it better than us, Brazil, France, Italy, Germany, Trinidad and Tobago... 

[Adam]

10 minutes ago, MDK said:

Money well spent, I say.

I swear the English FA are the worst in the world at bribery. Just like football everyone does it better than us, Brazil, France, Italy, Germany, Trinidad and Tobago... 

Aye it does suck that we missed out on Kenwyne Jones like.

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Adam said:

Aye it does suck that we missed out on Kenwyne Jones like.

Like what?

[stokeriño]

Commentators can wax lyrical about Italy's back three all they like. A back three of Luiz-Cahill-Ivanovic is guaranteed to be diabolical.

[stokeriño]

Wooo, a shot on target.

On an unrelated topic, I refuse to believe that Hapoel Beer-Sheva isn't a Sunday league pub team.