Sousa

That's only on weekends.

It's a good thing the devil didn't go down to Georgia in heels. He'd probably would have went through Alabama and that would have just ended poorly.

Future Diva's champion? I like this.

brb, changing my name to Barry Shitpeas

It's not there for non-Donators.

Well, now you know what to ask for for your birthday!

No god damn it, "In the Meantime" like the Spacehog song.

Better than average chance you've heard it before.

OH, and the suggested videos for THAT ONE are Green Jelly, Crash Test Dummies, OMC, Candlebox, Violent Femmes, and NADA SURF.

Oh, yeah, I remember that song being in the film Fanboys.

Bully Ray?

Counts counts count count counts.

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH

Canis Canem Edit?

Korea, #1!

Boo!

Alternate sell line: Don't go to war with Carthage. Pick on MPH instead.

It got put on hold when I got a night class.

On a related note, the last day of the night class is tonight.

An interesting turn of events!

neeeeeeeeeeerds

I think people would be more angry about "God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything" than "The God Delusion."

They'd be even more angry about "God's a cunt: Why religion is bollocks", but how is that relevant?

They should certainly stay away from Oolon Colluphid's books.

But does Fit Finlay like Bacon?

No, he's fit not fat.

He's more of a gammon steak type of guy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's OK! It's Mr. Smo-o-o-o-okes, Mr. Smo-o-o-o-o-okes!

Am I crazy? Am I trippin' on shrooms?

I like Anthem.

You, sir, are wrong. The only context in which it is acceptable to tolerate Anthem is when it is adapted into a phenomenal piece of music by a Canadian three-piece progressive rock group with a three-letter name.

Depends which Mario Kart you play.

But it makes a fool of history.

I FOUND A LIME IN THE SAND

TIME TO FIND OUT WHO BURNED MY HAM

Matt Hardy.

He ate all other wrestlers.

John Cena. There are no others.

Kelly Kelly.

Based on your cavalcade of lies, I'd say you need a strong dose of... The Truth!

WUTS UP

When he does come in, give him a "moving guy" gimmick. His company name is Get Rowdy, ya know, because he moves some things or so I've been told.

If I could do that, I'd have done it years ago.

I can't believe it has lead to this.

Mental image I did not need today. Or any other day.

Why say wank?

Sorry, I masturbated into a big mess of toilet paper is what I meant.

lol, TNA!

i am trying my best guyz

Maybe the ol' indy sleeze encyclopedia will liven things up...

Why does everybody else get to live out my childhood fantasies?

Anarchist.

Is farting in the teacher's lounge worse than smoking in the boy's room?

I'm already in the Cube.

*GON

I realized long after I typed it

DAMMIT HOGA- . . . er . . . SOUSA! I'LL GET YOU YET!

The best part of that angle? The lie detector.

There's always a 2nd secret camera on Sousa. Always.

A watch dog

A dog/cat/horse/any four legged animal or insect with a clock in it?

Carlito

It was the lack of breasts, I bet.

"A Boy Called Sue" was initially called "A Man Called Anne" until someone informed Johnny Cash that Anne Frank was actually a girl.

Besides the name change, the song is based on true events in Anne Frank's life.

We need more gays.

Fucking shirtlifters!

GA lies, you don't need a shirt up to fuck a man's ass.

"Now I know you are a pompous git."

Yay indeed!

The ignore list was actually a suggestion made too. God damn, some people can't be pleased.

Hey Sousa, don't use your status to say what you want.

You don't have to come and confess. We lookin for you! WE GON FIND YOU, WE GON FIND YOU!

... that is what Sousa said, yes.

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

Dem's fighting words.

I hear those are fighting words, Sousa.

Hey you! Let's fight!