Premier League 2023/24

[DFF]

We won a game! 

[Lineker]

Not quite sure how this happened. 

[Gazz]

Little lad that lives near to me has taken down his Chelsea bedroom curtains and replaced them with Man City ones.

Game's gone.

[gunnar hendershow]

1 hour ago, Gazz said:

Little lad that lives near to me has taken down his Chelsea bedroom curtains and replaced them with Man City ones.

Game's gone.

Interestingly, that's what grown adults have been doing here in the US lately.

[stokeriño]

Two years ago today, Chelsea became World Club champions. Now little kids are putting up Man City curtains. Cheers, Clearlake.

[Cymbols]

Just the third ACL injury of the season for Villa, and another player off for scans in what could be the fourth. Absolutely cursed.

Mings, Buendia, Kamara, possibly Konsa on top. Brutal. 

[Baddar]

Lerma twatted that.

[Lineker]

 

[Gazz]

Josh Marsh is going to be the hardest working man in football.

[stokeriño]

Nah, with the limits on foreign loans and such these days it'll be pretty average. 

Not as easy as it was when the answer for every player was 'Vitesse', but still.

[TheGrandAvatar]

Roy Hodgson has been taken ill at a training session with Palace.

Hope he's going to be okay. 

Update:

He's now stable and undergoing test's. 

[Hobo]

Probably best if Roy retired at this point tbh

[Szumi]

45 minutes ago, Hobo said:

Probably best if Roy retired at this point tbh

Well he's apparently going to be sacked any day now, so hopefully he will take this as a sign he should retire.

[Szumi]

Darwin Nunez not only scores on a breakaway for once, but does it with an incredible chip shot too.

Who is this ravishing man!?

Ugh, elation to heartbreak. That injury to Jota is not looking good at all, and this is after Jones was forced off injured too. Adds to Alisson, Trent, Thiago, and Matip I think now as our other injuries since Robbo, Tsimikas, and Salah are all back thankfully.

[Kyle]

I'm gonna need at least one more Liverpool goal without a reply please. 🤞

And there it is. Nice one Ivan Toney for ruining my bet.

[Hobo]

Hopefully, Jota and Jones aren't too bad.

There is a part of me that thinks a lot of these injuries are as much the club being super cautious as anything. I could be totally wrong obviously.

[Szumi]

1 hour ago, Hobo said:

Hopefully, Jota and Jones aren't too bad.

There is a part of me that thinks a lot of these injuries are as much the club being super cautious as anything. I could be totally wrong obviously.

Jota was walking on both feet at HT, so hopefully it's not as bad as it looks. Jones was a knock and not muscular, thankfully. I was afraid that maybe the way he went down awkwardly hurt his calf or Achilles. Darwin Nunez was a precaution too. He said he felt something, is all Klopp said.

 

I will definitely say though, the next man up mentality has been amazing this year. Bradley and Quansah stepping into the first team like they've always been there. Joe Gomez playing all three defensive positions at a great level. MacAllister playing out of position as a 6 almost all year and settling into the role so well, third choice Endo being an instant top 6, the rise of Jones into more than deserving a call up, Elliott being consistently solid, and the front line connecting so well together. Salah, Nunez, Jota, and now Gakpo all have 10 goals and 10 assists each in all competitions this season. That's an incredible success.

[Szumi]

Holgate with the most obvious of red cards this season. Players are seeing reds for studs into the shin regularly. Holgate went in twice as high, studs into the thigh of Mitoma.

[Baddar]

This could get ugly for Sheff Utd.

[Bobfoc]

Roy Hodgson has stepped down as Crystal Palace manager, with Oliver Glasner expected to replace him.