Official 2012/13 Premier League thread

[Cheeky Hughes]

Referee has figured out he can give fouls both ways. Took him long enough.

[stokeriño]

So what you're saying is the reason City are struggling this season is referees will no longer let them kick the shit out of the opposition?

Mancini, take notes.

[Baddar]

Absolute joke. Justice done with the save though!

Thought it was a definite pen originally, but yeah, Ba played for it and Hart didn't do much wrong.

[stokeriño]

Dammit Ramires. Too much dallying.

Aaaaand there you go.

[Dan]

Yaya Toure! What a goal!

[Baddar]

:/

[Cheeky Hughes]

Beautiful goal from Yaya! That's what we've been missing!

[Dan]

Brining Benitez in is really working out for Abramovich. .

[Sam]

Shocking defending by Chelsea prior to that goal.

[Crybaby Bunting]

I love that big French bastard.

[stokeriño]

Torres on for Mikel?

Pffffft...

[Hobo]

Moses on for Ramires in the second half, please.

And Rafa, that means before the 75th minute.

This is not how Rafa works! Rafa substitutes only come on for the last 30-15 mins at most!

[stokeriño]

I am very, very aware of this fact.

Tevez 2-0. Inevitable. In all respects.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Beautiful goal from Tevez! Surely game over.

[King Ellis]

How does Gazz feel about Dutch bastards?

[Sam]

Chelsea were so poor today both those goals were avoidable.

[Gazz]

How does Gazz feel about Dutch bastards?

Tim Krul and Doutzen Kroes. Fine.

The rest? Fuck them.

[MDK]

Poor Larz

[Cheeky Hughes]

Kluivert?

[Colly]

My main man Vurn is a superb Dutchman.