2013 NFL Season Thread

[Mick]

Matt Flynn continues his magnificent scheme of getting paid to do nothing.

The one who's got that act down pat is Josh Freeman. Three shitty games with the Bucs, gets benched then released, picked up by the Vikings, gets hurt.....and he's going to make $10 million this year.

Fuck, I should've played QB in high school

[Meacon Keaton]

You didn't have the heart!

[TCO]

I actually have decent size for a QB, good arm strength and huge hands. If anybody asks, the only reason I'm not a pro QB is that I didn't grow up in America!

[gunnar hendershow]

Not an excuse. There are good punters and kickers who didn't grow up in America.

[TCO]

That's because us Europeans know how to kick a handegg but not throw it!

I've played QB for my college in flag football and decent, but I have no mechanics and have a wobbly lefty spiral that'd make Tebow blush, so it wasn't meant to be.

[Meacon Keaton]

I played quarterback in Pop Warner and middle school, when we ran the Wing-T. Once we got to high school, I was moved to receiver/defensive back because our offense needed a quarterback that was accurate.

[HC]

I played football....oh wait, no I didn't. At 5'6, 130 genetics benched me.

[livid]

At some point during pop warner/middle school/high school, I played every position but RB, the one I wanted to play the most.

I would've even settled for FB too!

[Cactus Drags]

nvm, misread

[Meacon Keaton]

With Josh McCown quarterbacking Chicago, and Seneca Wallace warming up on Green Bay's sidelines, I'd swear this was week two in the pre-season.

[Your Mom]

Oh no...Rodgers is hurt...this is terrible!

:lol:

[HC]

Oh no...Rodgers is hurt...this is terrible!

:lol:

Fuck off!

Man I hope A-Rod is okay, it's too late to start tanking for a draft pick!

And Monday Night Football is now Seneca Wallace vs Josh Mccown. This is like Arena League or something.

[Your Mom]

Our back up is like way better than yours. He can throw passes and everything

[Your Mom]

Good lord when we let you run like that who cares if your guy can pass?

[HC]

On the bright side, Matt Flynn is now on the market should we need him back.

[Plubby]

I have Martellus Bennett in fantasy, you crummy Bears backup! You don't throw incompletions to him You throw TOUCHDOWNS! I don't want to see ANOTHER TARGET to Brandon Marshall, YOU HEAR ME?!

[HC]

Seeing Plubby just reminded me that Kellen Moore is the answer to our QB woes! Who needs Rodgers anyway with a stud like that? I say three first round picks for Moore sounds about right. If only the trade deadline hadn't passed....

[Mick]

Aaron Rodgers .

[Plubby]

Seeing Plubby just reminded me that Kellen Moore is the answer to our QB woes! Who needs Rodgers anyway with a stud like that? I say three first round picks for Moore sounds about right. If only the trade deadline hadn't passed....

Three's not enough. Should have been four. After all, he did have a much better college career than RG3, who was worth three picks.

[Your Mom]

Aaron Rodgers .

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!