Electronic Entertainment Expo 2013 (E3)

[LL!]

Randy Orton, currently eyefucking me. Stop it, Randy.

[GoGo Yubari]

At least the Sony version of this was only ten minutes long I guess.

[King Ellis]

It's like Sony thought they could just say GAMERS a lot and that would appease everyone watching in spite of what they were talking about.

"Hey, Microsoft wants you to watch TV but we know that you're gamers so we've got TV designed for gamers!"

[GoGo Yubari]

YEAH SOCIAL NETWORKING

HOW 'BOUT IT GAMERS

[King Ellis]

What if 1800's London had big guns and overhead trainlines?

[GoGo Yubari]

So pumped for this video game adaptation of Van Helsing.

[Your Mom]

The Order looks pretty wicked. Score one for Sony

[King Ellis]

#YearoftheCars

[gunnar hendershow]

Given who is behind The Order I'm expecting something really, really great.

[gunnar hendershow]

Game in Seattle?

Must use Nirvana in the trailer!

[GoGo Yubari]

Game in Seattle?

Must use Nirvana in the trailer!

Should have had a cup of Starbucks in his hand as he was soaring into the sky.

[Your Mom]

I cant understand a word this guy is saying

[King Ellis]

I haven't seen a wizard overacting like this since Jeremy Irons!

Oh wait, it was all a gag!

[Schlitzbrille]

Game in Seattle?

Must use Nirvana in the trailer!

No. No Nirvana. I know my gut tells me I'm supposed to like them, but my brain's telling me that I don't.....anyway, any non-shooting sports games besides Mirror's Edge 2 worth my attention?

[gunnar hendershow]

I cant understand a word this guy is saying

But he looks so happy!

[King Ellis]

Oooh, Don't Starve coming to PS4?

Kudos to PS4 to embracing the indie though.

Hmmm, that 'found footage' game with the camera looks like it might fill a niche in the survival horror genre.

[GoGo Yubari]

Cute Giant Enemy Crab joke.

[Your Mom]

I'm sure this Indy stuff is cool but I want to be wowed. WOW ME!

[GoGo Yubari]

That was pretty cool. Not a deal-sealer, but pretty cool.

[King Ellis]

Ruki is going to need new pants shortly...