The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Colly]

Fuck off Papiss Cisse. That is all.

[MJB]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who would love to hear Joe Kinnear's thoughts on the matter.

[Colly]

You're not.

[Ant]

Papiss Cisse fined for refusing to wear club sponser Wonga. Initial fine £5000, rising to £47,987,654,334 if he hasn't paid by Friday.

[Khain]

I have no idea what that advert is for but thats fucking awesome. His cheeky wee face.

It's for a bank

[Noah]

In today's paper Ryan Giggs was described as a Manchester United "defender". Way to make us look knowledgeable Australian media

[Colly]

He defends their interests at home and overseas!

[Gazz]

Newcastle's preseason tour got off to a start yesterday with a 'gruelling' training session lasting 'nearly three hours'.

Gruelling indeed. No wonder British teams fitness is shit.

[Plubby]

How long do you train BJJ for at a time? Three hours is mental.

[EddieG]

Three hours for a footy training is pretty standard.

[Colly]

More than that, especially in the summer would be horrific. We'd have a mile long injury list before the season actually starts. As usual.

[Lineker]

Stoke City will offer their supporters free coach travel to all of their Premier League games in the 2013-14 season, the club has announced today.

[MJB]

Obviously compensation for appointing Hughes as manager.

[Plubby]

Was just going to say, that'll be the same coach as the one that Hughes takes all of his shit back home in just before Christmas.

[Lineker]

Standard Chartered bank has extended its sponsorship of Liverpool Football Club for a further two years. The deal will run at least until the end of the 2015-16 season and is believed to be worth at least £20m ($30m).

[King Ellis]

Good job they aren't sponsored by the Bank of England or Liverpool would be paying them the 20m.

[Noah]

Rather enjoying the Manchester United vs A-League All Stars game.

Obviously United are better but it's still very entertaining and Lingard is playing well(scored as well) and hopefully Welbeck's goal gives him a little more confidence.

Rio's off for the second half and Michael Keane's on. I want to see RVP! RVP RVP!

[Hobo]

Good job they aren't sponsored by the Bank of England or Liverpool would be paying them the 20m.

Funny thing is Liverpool were pretty much owned by Bank of Scotland there for a while.

[Baddar]

Rather enjoying the Manchester United vs A-League All Stars game.

Obviously United are better but it's still very entertaining and Lingard is playing well(scored as well) and hopefully Welbeck's goal gives him a little more confidence.

Rio's off for the second half and Michael Keane's on. I want to see RVP! RVP RVP!

It's 5-1 now. 2 apiece for Lingard and Welbeck, and RVP just grabbed one after coming off the bench.

[Nerf]

I genuinely thought you guys were misspelling Lindegaard and was shocked that a keeper could score twice in a match.