2014 NFL Offseason Thread

[DYSI]

We don't need NFL games, we have the Bruins!

Also, sun, beaches, Hollywood, palm trees, women in bikinis, and Disneyland. I think it's a fair trade.

I wish I had sun where I live.

[Maxx]

Eagles are signing Sanchez. I don't like to wish injury on people, but goddamn, I want a situation to arise where he has to start and we can watch Buttfumble try to run Chip Kelly's offense.

[The Heartbreak Kid]

So the Jets and the Eagles pretty much swapped Quarterbacks?

Okay then.

[Maxx]

They swapped backups, really.

[Plubby]

If Sanchez hadn't been hurt he'd arguably have started.

[Maxx]

They would have pulled him midseason. Regardless, going into this year, he and Vick were going to be backups.

[LL!]

The Raiders seem to be the only team that want Richie Incognito. This doesn't surprise me in the least.

[DFF]

Lions have signed James Ihedigbo.

[Dan]

Never heard of him.

[jrhodes]

I think DFF sneezed halfway through typing that name.

[DFF]

Never heard of him.

Lions have signed James Ihedigbo.

I think DFF sneezed halfway through typing that name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Ihedigbo

He was a safety for the Ravens - started all 16 games last year.

EDIT: Gotta love this quirky board, placing the quotes in non-chronological order.

[Plubby]

I believe it places them in the order you click them

[munky]

Ralph Wilson has died. He was 95.

[Dan]

We don't need NFL games, we have the Bruins!

Aren't USC the LA team?

[Meacon Keaton]

Depends on who is winning at the time.

[Chris2K]

The NFL will now be further enforcing the ban on using the ball as a prop in celebrations, specifically by penalising any player who "dunks" the ball over the crossbar after a touchdown, i.e Tony Gonzales, Jimmy Graham, every other former college basketball player.

No Fun League strikes again.

[Dan]

Didn't one of them fuck up the goalposts last year?

[Chris2K]

Yeah, Jimmy Graham did, which I guess is partly behind it. The other idea was to raise the crossbar by five feet which still might happen.

[DYSI]

Yeah, Jimmy Graham did, which I guess is partly behind it. The other idea was to raise the crossbar by five feet which still might happen.

http://deadspin.com/jimmy-grahams-dunk-ruins-the-goalpost-1469416880

[Plubby]

We don't need NFL games, we have the Bruins!

Aren't USC the LA team?

This was a masterful troll of DMN >_<