2014 NFL Offseason Thread

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Cowboys are on the clock.

And Johnny Football is still on the board.

Exciting!

[gunnar hendershow]

This is captivating television.

[Meacon Keaton]

Jerry Jones must have fucked his sister to end up with a son that fugly.

[Dan]

Could this be Manziel?

[Berober]

Here we go...

[HC]

Manziel looks like he's gonna shit a brick

[gunnar hendershow]

Ravens working the Divas match of the draft.

[Berober]

Manziel still there! He's gonna fall to #26 isn't he.

[Dan]

Brilliant!

[Meacon Keaton]

Can't go wrong with Martin, Cowboy fans.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Zack Martin is the name of a guy who likes to skateboard but more importantly he likes other people to see him skateboarding so they think he's cool.

[HC]

Shocked at Jones showing restraint. Manziel is approaching Geno Smith territory.

[Plubby]

Ravens working the Divas match of the draft.

They're the divas match of the league, really.

[james_ewing88]

I'm glad Martin went to Dallas. Yeah, we need help on defense, but grabbing a great OT is gonna help keep Romo protected.

[Maxx]

Okay, fine, we don't take Manziel. I bet we someone end up getting fucked by this, but whatever, I can see the sense in doing that.

With that in mind, if you're going to pass on Manziel...

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT DRAFT A DEFENSIVE PLAYER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS A GODDAMN TIRE FIRE BACK THERE.

I'm glad Martin went to Dallas. Yeah, we need help on defense, but grabbing a great OT is gonna help keep Romo protected.

Yeah, it'll be another great two years.

[gunnar hendershow]

Ravens working the Divas match of the draft.

They're the divas match of the league, really.

I don't think you know what the divas match metaphor means.

[Meacon Keaton]

Maxx, in three years, when Manziel is playing Arena Football and Martin is still a solid part of your O-Line, you'll be happy.

[Plubby]

Rodgers dropped to 24...and The BENGALS are at 24?!?!

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I hope the NYJ pick someone worth a damn at 18.

[Plubby]

Ravens working the Divas match of the draft.

They're the divas match of the league, really.

I don't think you know what the divas match metaphor means.

It means people stop watching because nobody cares.