2014 NFL Offseason Thread

[Maxx]

Good luck with that Minnesota.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Anthony Barr is the name of a lawyer who works out all the time and likes making jokes about "passing the Barr." Don't cross him in the courtroom, NFL players!

[Meacon Keaton]

Barry!

[Mofoticon]

Detroit wanted Gilbert a lot too and were probably trying to jump the Browns from 10 to 8...only cost a 5th to secure your player, Browns have nailed this draft so far. Gotta get a QB with the second 1st now.

Edited May 9, 2014 by Mofoticon

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Eric Ebron is one of those guys where their name looks like an anagram for something really amazing but it isn't.

[TCO]

Well at least it's not another reciever Lions fans!

Giants take Lewan or Zack Martin now.

[Cwalker]

As a lions fan, i just want to say that pick was pointless

[Meacon Keaton]

Good luck finding all your narcotics in Tennessee, Lewan!

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Taylor Lewan is the name of a drama kid who is really proud of his Tennessee Williams monologues. They're really good! He *nails* the accent.

[Plubby]

So many options for Kellen Moore to throw the ball to. Exciting!

[gunnar hendershow]

Bekcham the new target for Eli.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Odell Beckham Jr. is an Elmore Leonard character for sure. Crafty criminal with the best one-liners. Fantastic pick, steal of the draft.

[Dan]

I've barely watched any tape on Bortles.

This in insane, didn't expect that.

I'm fucking excited man.

I didn't know much about him either but Jags fans loved the pick at the time.

Right now I'm excited, I wanted a QB to get over the nightmare of Gabbert and I trust the GM, last years draft was really good and I'm stoked for the rest of this.

Edit: Watching some tape, he looks a hell of a lot better in the pocket than Gabbert (even in college) so that's good.

Edited May 9, 2014 by Dan

[Maxx]

Bortles does seem far more confident than Blaine Gabbert ever did, so there's that.

[HC]

Blaine Gabbert was pretty much Sunshine from Remember the Titans

[Dan]

I really hope he works out, I can't take much more of this.

I know how Browns fans feel now, almost.

[Mr. X]

Dennard or Pryor at #14.

[Meacon Keaton]

I'll say this as an unhealthily obsessed Notre Dame fan: whoever get Zach Martin is going to be getting a very intelligent, on-field leader. His talent isn't out-of-this-world, but he uses brain and knows how to do what he needs to do get the job done.

[HC]

Memphis represent!

[Maxx]

Holy shit that kid sounds like Booker T.