The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Lineker]

Burnley could have taken the points late on at Palace... only for Scott Arfield to miss the penalty!

[King Ellis]

Heel turn from Harry Kane.

[Gorka]

Comeback is on!

[Colly]

Corporate Harry Kane.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Lennon coming on is a great substitution. Half the players on the pitch can hardly move. Ridiculously fast-paced game.

[Gazz]

Corporate Harry the DEMON Kane.

He takes off his Spurs shirt, hands it to Poc and next week, plays in nice trousers and shiny shoes.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I know I probably shouldn't say this as a Tottenham fan but I've always thought that Harry Kane looks kinda gormless.

[Berober]

Corporate Harry the DEMON the DEMON Kane.

He takes off his Spurs shirt, hands it to Poc and next week, plays in nice trousers and shiny shoes.

Next he'll come on and reveal a wall of cinder blocks covering the Spurs' goal.

[Lineker]

Mario Balotelli makes his home debut for Liverpool while there are also first starts for Adam Lallana and Lazar Markovic. Raheem Sterling and Danny Sturridge miss out for the Reds. Tom Cleverley, signed on loan from Manchester United, makes his debut for Aston Villa.

Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Manquillo, Moreno, Lovren, Sakho, Gerrard, Henderson, Coutinho, Markovic, Lallana, Balotelli.

Aston Villa XI: Guzan, Hutton, Baker, Senderos, Cissokho, Westwood, Delph, Cleverley, Richardson, Agbonlahor, Weimann.

[Nerf]

I can't really make it out, could you post a bigger picture?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Ugh Danny Rose. I thought we'd got rid of our star diver.

[Lineker]

4-0 Southampton

Fantastic Schneiderlin curler though, apparently. I want him!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I can't really make it out, could you post a bigger picture?

No, but I could post it multiple times?

[Your Mom]

Surely the Chelsea manager will get in trouble for hiding the ball at the end right?

[Gazz]

I know I probably shouldn't say this as a Tottenham fan but I've always thought that Harry the DEMON Kane looks kinda gormless.

99% of professional footballers look gormless.

[Nerf]

We're missing Sturridge, Can, Allen, Skrtel, Flanagan and Johnson through injury and we still put out that team. WHAT IS THIS SQUAD DEPTH AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

That Wes Brown tackle was vicious and nasty.

[Berober]

If Villa win, we go second. What is this.

[DavidMarrio]

I feel like with the midfielders we have starting we can really get at this Villa defence. Got to be careful of the counter though.

Edited September 13, 2014 by DavidMarrio

[Ant]

Baker ahead of Okore? Is Lambert taking the piss? You know things are bad when Senderos is not the liability in a central partnership