The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Rich]

Pardew at training "alright lads, now what is football?"

[Gazz]

'Right lads, it's time to try something new. Willo, can you move a yard closer to the far post? Lovely. Now Remy, lump it at him. See you tomorrow, I'm off to the grand opening of a new Sports Direct shop in Clacton'.

[brenchill]

Does he not know Remy has gone?

[Colly]

Remy Cabaye-a. We can't sign players with new names in case Kinnear comes back.

[Colly]

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/the-game/article4207188.ece?shareToken=124e1ec4f92cd3b30cc729b15467fbe9

Caulkin as usual delivering a rare non-rubbish article amidst the southern press' 'fickle fans' nonsense.

Edited September 15, 2014 by Ultra Rare Colly

[Gazz]

Does he not know Remy has gone?

No and the 'Willo' in question isn't Mike Williamson, it's our new towering centreback, Warwick Davis.

[King Ellis]

He's just daubed Adam Campbell in boot polish to replace Remy.

[Colly]

The crazy rumour mill is churning, potentially Colo taking over as manager. I'm gonna need new pants.

[The Lusophone]

Colo as manager would be the best thing.

[Lineker]

Abel Hernandez and Mohamed Diame making their debuts for Hull City. Fellow new signings Hatem Ben Arfa and Gaston Ramirez are on the bench. Enner Valencia makes his first league start for West Ham, while Alex Song is on the bench.

[FLiam]

Song only on the bench?

Interested to see how this Hernandez does. Was supposed to be quite an up and coming talent a few years ago. Not seen kuch of him though.

[TCO]

Hull's deadline day signings look like Steve Bruce did his scouting on FM 2012.

[Lineker]

Abel Hernandez and Mohamed Diame making their debuts for Hull City. Fellow new signings Hatem Ben Arfa and Gaston Ramirez are on the bench. Enner Valencia makes his first league start for West Ham, while Alex Song is on the bench.

Midfielder Mo Diame makes his Hull City debut against the club he signed from. Diame scored seven goals in 71 Premier League appearances for West Ham. In addition, Uruguay striker and club record £10m signing Abel Hernandez also make his first appearance for the Tigers. Gaston Ramirez and Hatem Ben Arfa are on the bench. Both of West Ham's recent signings Alex Song and Morgan Amalfitano are on the bench.

Hull: McGregor, Davies, Dawson, Robertson, Elmohamady, Livermore, Huddlestone, Diame, Quinn, Hernandez, Jelavic.

Subs: Rosenior, Chester, Meyler, Brady, Harper, Ramirez, Ben Arfa.

West Ham: Adrian, Demel, Tomkins, Reid, Cresswell, Noble, Kouyate, Downing, Zarate, Sakho, Valencia.

Subs: Jenkinson, Collins, Amalfitano, Jaaskelainen, Song, Cole, Vaz Te.

Referee: Martin Atkinson (W Yorkshire)

[Baddar]

Hull's deadline day signings look like Steve Bruce did his scouting on FM 2012.

If this was FM, Diame would score tonight. We'll see!

[Arjen Robben]

Can't believe how quickly you've all moved on from the loss of Rio's beloved chips, in tears here.

[Colly]

Abel Hernandez and Mohamed Diame making their debuts for Hull City. Fellow new signings Hatem Ben Arfa and Gaston Ramirez are on the bench. Enner Valencia makes his first league start for West Ham, while Alex Song is on the bench.

Midfielder Mo Diame makes his Hull City debut against the club he signed from. Diame scored seven goals in 71 Premier League appearances for West Ham. In addition, Uruguay striker and club record £10m signing Abel Hernandez also make his first appearance for the Tigers. Gaston Ramirez and Hatem Ben Arfa are on the bench. Both of West Ham's recent signings Alex Song and Morgan Amalfitano are on the bench.

Hull: McGregor, Davies, Dawson, Robertson, Elmohamady, Livermore, Huddlestone, Diame, Quinn, Hernandez, Jelavic.

Subs: Rosenior, Chester, Meyler, Brady, Harper, Ramirez, Ben Arfa.

West Ham: Adrian, Demel, Tomkins, Reid, Cresswell, Noble, Kouyate, Downing, Zarate, Sakho, Valencia.

Subs: Jenkinson, Collins, Amalfitano, Jaaskelainen, Song, Cole, Vaz Te.

Referee: Martin Atkinson (W Yorkshire)

They're playing in Hull. Do I win or can someone top this fact sheet string of quotes... Edited September 15, 2014 by Ultra Rare Colly

[FLiam]

What a woeful game of football this is.

[Lineker]

Oooh, nice headed goal by Abel Hernandez. 1-0 Hull.

[FLiam]

Baddar called it.

[Baddar]

What a woeful game of football this is.

The first 5mins had me hopeful of a good game. Maybe that cracking header from Hernandez will liven things up.

Baddar called it.

I did?