The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[GoGo Yubari]

So our CB pairing is Dier and Chiriches, and our goalkeeper is Vorm. That's... concerning.

[Lineker]

Aye. Bentaleb is going need to have a good game.

[Rafael]

Walker would struggle to be a bench player at Vasco. He's so awful.

[MDK]

Football crowds are funny.

Rose plays a one-two with whoever it was, pass is slightly overhit and he struggles to keep it in. The Burnley fans scream for a throw in until he is dispossessed by a Burnley player and thus immediately of course it wasn't a throw in at all. Ever.

[GoGo Yubari]

So we have no CBs or RBs on the bench. Our backline is now our third and fourth-choice CBs and two left backs. Awesome.

[MDK]

This match is like visual nytol. Combined with my American stream and the adverts every ten seconds this is driving me nuts.

[Colly]

Come back when its one CB, a RB in the middle, a central midfielder at LB and a supposed utility defender who isn't quick enough to do it anymore at RB. With midfielders on the bench as backup.

[GoGo Yubari]

Me seven hours ago: "Okay, I'm going to stay up all night! I will watch the NJPW show and then after that will be this Spurs game!"

Me an hour ago: "Okay, so I could only watch like half of the New Japan show because NJPW World was an absolute disaster and now I wish I'd just gotten some extra sleep before this match! But maybe this weird Spurs lineup will produce something fun!"

Me now:

at least Vorm has been doing alright filling in for Lloris.

[Lineker]

How long is Hugo set to be out for anyway?

[Lineker]

Jonas starts for Newcastle.

[stokeriño]

So glad I chose Hazard rather than Kane for my fantasy captain this week.

[Colly]

Janmaat's out. Rob Elliot's gonna be centre half at this rate.

Phew, he's in.

Edited April 5, 2015 by Ultra Rare Colly

[Rafael]

Nah, he's playing.

[MDK]

Colback really should start heeling it up. You can't teach that kind of heat.

[MDK]

You do the Ameobi and you knee his groin, that's what its all about

[Gazz]

Our best players are the bloke who just beat cancer and a bloke with no knees. :/

[MDK]

Fucking blooted that, my God I want to marry that goal

[Gazz]

[MDK]

Newcastle cannot into goal

[Sam]

Newcastle are lucky they got so many points earlier in the season because they're a poor team.