NBA 2014/15 Season Thread

[thatshortguy]

STOP FOULING EVERYBODY, DENNIS! I WILL SHAVE THAT ALEX WRIGHT BLONDE PATCH STRAIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD!

WHAT KIND OF FRIEND EVEN ALLOWS YOU TO DO THAT TO YOUR HAIR?!

[thatshortguy]

$100 to the first one of you who hamstrings Kyle Korver so he's out the remainder of the playoffs.

Which, at this rate, will be three days.

PIERCE GRABS TEAGUE AND IT'S JEFF'S FAULT?!

Proposal for '16 NBA Rule Change: no referees. Ever. Every damn court becomes Thunderdome. Except OKC. They're Cuddlesville.

[thatshortguy]

I don't give a damn if we lose tonight. Not anymore.

But if Paul Old Man Winter Pierce hits a dagger, I will burn that city to the ground.

FUCK A YOU, KORVER!

[thatshortguy]

I'm going to sound like Carlesimo by the end of this.

After he got choked.

[thatshortguy]

WTF is with the light jazz coming back from break?

DeMARRE CARROLL IS MY ALL-STAR!

It's....it's actually going to happen?!

[thatshortguy]

[thatshortguy]

STOP SHOWING THAT PIERCE SHOT!

[Quom]

All 5 guys to defend Pierce >_>

[thatshortguy]

[HC]

Unfuckingbelievable shot

[Tyrone]

Oh my God Paul Pierce!!

[thatshortguy]

IT IS IN HIS HAND!

[Quom]

Fuck me.

[HC]

He didn't get it off in time and the crowd will be pissed.

[thatshortguy]

SERIES, PAUL.

[Tyrone]

Yup, still in his hand.

[HC]

Midget is not going to survive the playoffs at this rate.

[Quom]

What a horrible way to lose though

[thatshortguy]

Midget is not going to survive the playoffs at this rate.

When Cleveland completes the sweep, I'm just going to drink until I can't anything.

Edit: Carroll knew it wasn't good. Of he course, he didn't, but SERIES, PAUL.

[HC]

What a horrible way to lose though

Reminds me of that Titans Super Bowl where Dyson was a yard shy. So close.