The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[Kaney]

He's clearly after Wengers job.

[The Lusophone]

He's clearly after Wenger.

Some hardcore hatefucking incoming.

[Colly]

Not seen it but apparently it was his most astonishing interview ever. 

Nah. Same old same old but rolled up into one seven minute monologue.

[DavidMarrio]

Rodgers to Chelsea!!  

[DavidMarrio]

Aguero is such a good striker. Can score shit goals, great goals and anywhere in between. Newcastle collapsed drastically in that game. 

[MDK]

Crikey o' Blimey, City are doing Newcastle up the arse here.

[DavidMarrio]

Ivanovic is so shit. Tadic absolutely done him there. 

[Colly]

Seemed really mean to take Aguero off, am I right in saying no one's done the Premier League double hat trick?

Not saying it would change the game, but the liners had an absolute stinker for what would have been us 2-0 up.

[Gazz]

Obviously a ref's conspiracy to hand Man City the title.

[MDK]

Seemed really mean to take Aguero off, am I right in saying no one's done the Premier League double hat trick?

Not saying it would change the game, but the liners had an absolute stinker for what would have been us 2-0 up.

"Your decision to take Aguero off raised some eyebrows..."

"Fuck off, he scored five, son"

[Baddar]

Seemed really mean to take Aguero off, am I right in saying no one's done the Premier League double hat trick?

Not saying it would change the game, but the liners had an absolute stinker for what would have been us 2-0 up.

A handful have scored 5, but no double hat tricks yet.

[Jimmy]

Advocaat has supposedly said his goodbyes to the Sunderland players. 

[Kyle]

Lo and behold, it's that time of year. Yes, the time of year where it seems that Everton will beat Liverpool on account of Liverpool being in reasonably shit form, only for Liverpool to demolish us. 

 

 

[Colly]

It's also the time of year that Sunderland sack their manager just in time for the derby.

[Lineker]

I'll be amazed if they aren't calling Allardyce.

[Lineker]

Advocaat has officially resigned. Forgone any compensation he was due too.

[Baddar]

Mignolet has made two great saves. Sets himself up for a fuck up later. 

[Kyle]

Emre Can timewastes, Barkley and him do a little dance, yellow cards all round. Love it.

And Can overhead kicks Barry in the skull. Lovely.

Edited October 4, 2015 by Troy Saint

[DavidMarrio]

Fantastic overhead kick right to Gareth Barrys head. 

[Kyle]

Piss off Danny Ings.