Premier League 2017/18

[Gazz]

3 hours ago, DMo Salah said:

Swearing down on your child's life over a goal in a football game is a bit of a cunty thing to say tbh. 

Especially since there's an alternate angle that shows he doesn't get anywhere near it.

 

[FLiam]

Small club mentality. 

"Look, we hardly have any trophies to speak of, but here, we have a Golden Boot winner!"

[Adam]

I mean, he's a striker. He wants to score as many goals as possible. It's pretty straight-forward.

[FLiam]

We're about to finish behind Spurs for the second straight season. 

I need something to point and laugh at Spurs about. 

[DavidMarrio]

36 minutes ago, Adam es Tranquilo said:

I mean, he's a striker. He wants to score as many goals as possible. It's pretty straight-forward.

What about poor Eriksen ay. He's probably being deprived as it is with Tottenham's wage structure and now his mate is trying to steal him off a goal bonus?!?!?!

[Adam]

5 minutes ago, DMo Salah said:

What about poor Eriksen ay. He's probably being deprived as it is with Tottenham's wage structure and now his mate is trying to steal him off a goal bonus?!?!?!

Surely he can just take him out for a Nandos or something to make up for it?

[Kaney]

Elneny has had his red card rescinded.

[DavidMarrio]

1 hour ago, Kaney said:

Elneny has had his red card rescinded.

Surprised Kane didn't try to claim it

[Colly]

14 hours ago, DMo Salah said:

Swearing down on your child's life over a goal in a football game is a bit of a cunty thing to say tbh. 

Massively agreed, plus it's the most Hartlepool scumbag phrase in history. I prefer him when he's talking about things getting him in a fluffery buffery. 

[Baddar]

Harry Kane has been awarded the goal.

[Nerf]

God bless the FA for saving his daughter's life.

[Lineker]

[Gazz]

Proper Brexit.

[Kaney]

Thats pathetic. Honestly.

[TCO]

The whole thing is just so fucking sad. Mainly by Kane but also by Spurs and the FA for placating the loser.

Hope Salah scores 6 at the weekend now.

[DavidMarrio]

Tottenham lol. Proper small club mentality that. 

Will Kane go down as the first player to score by a ball being it being in his own personal space?

 

[Lineker]

I'd love to see how this conversation would be unfolding on here if it were Salah claiming a dubious goal.

[Baddar]

6 minutes ago, Lineker said:

I'd love to see how this conversation would be unfolding on here if it were Salah claiming a dubious goal.

What dubious goal? He fucking touched it mate.

[DavidMarrio]

Probably the same cause I still think if you are swearing on your daughters life over a goal in a game of football you are indeed a massive twat. 

That and the fact he didn't touch it. 

6 minutes ago, Baddar said:

What dubious goal? He fucking touched it mate.

I'd post a photo of a sheep getting shagged but I don't believe in reinforcing stereotypes...

[Gazz]