Premier League 2017/18

[Colly]

It's an odd one for me, if he goes in like that, wins the ball and just misses Ederson is it still a red? Strictly speaking it should be but I'd be interested to see what the ref would've done. There are really weird quirks to football, like how on earth are overhead kicks even allowed... 

[Hobo]

On another day, Mane gets control of that and Edison's stranded 30 yards out.

It's really all down to the sending off today. You don't get 5-0 without it. My gut instinct is Liverpool would've scored before City could've gotten a second.

 

[Lineker]

Thank fuck it's September - Harry Kane has started scoring goals.

[stokeriño]

Morata keeps scoring!  1-0

[stokeriño]

N'Golo Kante scores a 30 yarder. Against Leicester. wut

Schmeichel does poorly, mind.

Vardy makes it 2-1 after we gift them a penalty.  

[MDK]

Daisy cutter

[Gorka]

BT's "fuck the clock, here's what half it is" approach sure is innovative.

[MDK]

23 minutes ago, Gorka said:

BT's "fuck the clock, here's what half it is" approach sure is innovative.

It feels more realistic this way. Now if only they used one camera as well...

[Gazz]

There's the Eric Bailly we know and love.

[Baddar]

Great assist from Pogba there! 

Glad we weren't behind long. Not always easy to get the goal back against Stoke. 

[Gazz]

Since Pogba is my fantasy team captain, I feel robbed.

[Baddar]

2 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Since Pogba is my fantasy team captain, I feel robbed.

I was originally happy with the Pogba goal - when I found out it was a Pogba assist and a Rashford goal, even better! 

Now for Mkhi to produce some 2nd half magic please.

[MDK]

This is making up for the absolutely pants first half

[Baddar]

Disappointing to draw, but as long as we win next weekend, it's not a bad result.

[MDK]

Shocking dive

[Gorka]

"Sanches should be a good signing, he plays some intelligent football"

*kicks a player in the groin while the ball is in the air*

[9 to 5]

22 hours ago, Gazz said:

Since Pogba is my fantasy team captain, I feel robbed.

Totally screwed up my Paddy Power free weekly thing, I would be 4/4 right now if Pogba had it.

[MDK]

7 minutes ago, 9 to 5 said:

Totally screwed up my Paddy Power free weekly thing, I would be 4/4 right now if Pogba had it.

Woah, oh bad Betty, bam a lam

[9 to 5]

That's the thanks I get for looking up a top console offer for you.

[MDK]

1 minute ago, 9 to 5 said:

That's the thanks I get for looking up a top console offer for you.