Premier League 2017/18

[DavidMarrio]

I know that goal was really lucky but fuck me it's the simplest run ever between the two defenders. Deserved to concede just for the sheer fucking stupidity of Lovren and Matip. 

No pen for the grapples on Matip there no?

 

[MDK]

Two goal of the season contenders right there

[The Lusophone]

Liverpool need to buy some centre backs in January. Badly missing the likes of Hyypia etc.

[MDK]

Gomez with the Shining Wizard

[Gazz]

Liverpool need a destroyer like a Matic or a Kante who can just sit infront of the centre backs and protect them.

[The Lusophone]

And they need someone like Wijnaldum to have completed more than like 8 passes this half.

[DavidMarrio]

I hope we just leave the whole team behind at a service station.  Can't finish our chances. Can't defend. 

 

[Colly]

I was genuinely curious as to which rule of Wijnaldum would apply today, rule 1) he's good at St James Park or 2) he's shit away from home. I was pleasantly surprised. 

Also, how does Klopp not realise Moreno is utter rubbish? He even got away with about half a dozen foul throws. 

[Adam]

1 hour ago, MadJack said:

Liverpool need to buy some centre backs in January. Badly missing the likes of Hyypia etc.

Hyypia left Liverpool 8 years ago, and the hilarious thing is I'm struggling to think of centre backs who Liverpool have had since that time who could even come close to measuring up to Hyypia, or Carragher.

[Lineker]

Six weeks out for Morata with a hamstring.

[Adam]

29 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Six weeks out for Morata with a hamstring.

Hasn't he got two?

[Lineker]

Not two good ones apparently.

[Gazz]

Morata out. Aguero out. Lukaku about to get injured. Harry Kane falling into a bottomless pit. Coutinho suffering from gigantism from drinking too much nerve tonic!  

It's Arsenal's year! 

[hugobomb]

37 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Morata out. Aguero out. Lukaku about to get injured. Harry Kane falling into a bottomless pit. Coutinho suffering from gigantism from drinking too much nerve tonic!  

It's Arsenal's year! 

And Jesus gets dropped for refusing to trim his sideburns!

[MDK]

 

 

[Lineker]

David Squires on … the Premier League and Ukip's lion logo

[Adam]

What's with all the numbers brother?

[DavidMarrio]

5 minutes ago, Adam said:

What's with all the numbers brother?

He's broken and needs a service update  

[Kyle]

The numbers, Mason.... what do they mean?

[Adam]

My favourite is that he's just replied to a long post by Skummy on another thread with only a set of numbers 

BROKEN Lineker is with us now.