2018 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Your Mom]

It looked like a random Cowboy fan snuck up there with those High School kids. I saw a dude in a Cowboys uniform 

[Lineker]

 

[GoGo Yubari]

holy fuck, Leighton Vander Esch is an amazing name. That's the name of the first round. How did he end up playing football and not, like, being the heir apparent to an evil corporation?

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, GoGOceanea said:

holy fuck, Leighton Vander Esch is an amazing name. That's the name of the first round. How did he end up playing football and not, like, being the heir apparent to an evil corporation?

If he does well, Jerry Jones can see to it that he does both.

And I hate to say it, but that's a good trade for Oakland. 

[GoGo Yubari]

2 minutes ago, GoGOceanea said:

holy fuck, Leighton Vander Esch is an amazing name. That's the name of the first round. How did he end up playing football and not, like, being the heir apparent to an evil corporation?

wait okay they interviewed him and I get it now, that dude is an escapee from the Jack Swagger cloning farm.

[Lineker]

Detroit select Frank Ragnow!

[Meacon Keaton]

5 minutes ago, Meacon said:

Linebacker for Dallas it is.

What you want @Los Ingobernables De VP?

Guard or center? 

You didn't answer fast enough so we auto-drafted you a center. 

[VerbalPuke]

Thats fine. I know Lions fans may hate it. But I think thats funny, and I can't hate O-line. 

[Meacon Keaton]

Bengals likely to go o-line too here. Or take that linebacker Evans from Alabama.

Ravens traded back and still look likely to nab Calvin Ridley. Good on them. 

[Lineker]

Cincinnati select Billy Price!

 

[GoGo Yubari]

9 minutes ago, GoGOceanea said:

holy fuck, Leighton Vander Esch is an amazing name. That's the name of the first round. How did he end up playing football and not, like, being the heir apparent to an evil corporation?

Another good shady corporate social climber name? Billy Price. This draft class bodes ill, whole lot of Pete Campbells in here.

[Your Mom]

@Meacon Why is the best player in the draft Sony Michel still available?!? 

[Lineker]

The Titans have traded up into the Raven's pick.

[Adam]

Lamar Jackson is so going to be a Patriot.

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, The Chiksrara Special said:

@Meacon Why is the best player in the draft Sony Michel still available?!? 

Running back depth is deep in this draft. Take all the positions that will dry up quickly. I fully expect him to get drafted early 2nd round at the latest though. 

Damn it. Now I'm hopeful we get him at #40 but I don't know if he lasts that long. He'd come in and be our #1 running back on Day One since we cut CJ Anderson. Thanks, Srar. Now I'm wishful. 

[Lineker]

Woops  

 

Baltimore getting an extra fourth (#125).

 

Tennessee select Rashaan Evans!

[Your Mom]

I don't know who this is. Must be good if they traded up though

[Adam]

His dad was behind Bo Jackson in the depth chart in college, that's funny.

[VerbalPuke]

Ya know, definitely don't hate the Ragnow pick. Wasn't my first choice but we can't do shit without an oline, so one, protect the QB, can't run without an oline. Everything I'm reading about Ragnow sounds great actually. 

Only concern, are we gonna beef up the dline?

[Meacon Keaton]

I'm starting to lean toward what @Lowerdeck was saying earlier. I think New England goes maybe O-Line here and may take Rudolph with their second first rounder. Rudolph definitely feels more like a Belichick project than Lamar Jackson.