Premier League 2018/19

[MDK]

Just now, Jimmy said:

that was an awful game of football and a fucking terrible pen

Bullshit. Its like watching The Room.

[Gazz]

Honestly, after that effort of a free kick, Kenedy should have walked off the pitch as a self-inflicted punishment.

[The Lusophone]

Not a great game for Kenedy then.

[Adam]

11 minutes ago, stokerino said:

*idly turn on the end of the Cardiff/Newcastle game*

"Hmm...well the only player I have in my fantasy team is Kenedy and Newcastle are down to 10 men, so I guess I'm just holding out for the clean sheet."

*96th minute penalty~!*

*Kenedy steps up!*

*Kenedy misses*

Kenedy should be getting -10 points for his display today.

He didn't complete a single pass in the first half. Not one! Then he goes and does that at the end .

[DavidMarrio]

Kennedy with quite possibly one of the worst performances of all time. 

That game was like an art form of terrible football. Gutted Newcastle didn't score just so Colin would flip his lid. 

[stokeriño]

Just now, Adam es Tranquilo said:

Kenedy should be getting -10 points for his display today.

He didn't complete a single pass in the first half. Not one! Then he goes and does that at the end .

So I gather.

Throw this on top of the KDB injury, and my "hey maybe I'll pick Chelsea and ex-Chelsea players only, that'll be a laugh" fantasy team strategy is going off the rails even more quickly than I'd expected.  

[MDK]

Tan really rounded off the performance with a shocking display of fashion

[Kyle]

Richarlison

[Baddar]

Lucas Moura's goal was tidy.

[Szumi]

Mitrovic bailed Sessenegon out there. He really fluffed that chance. Fulham a different team this half.

[FLiam]

No Lacazette, Ramsey or Torreira in the starting lineup for us today. 

Strange.

[GoGo Yubari]

Harry Kane scored in August!!!!!

[Liam]

Just now, GoGo Yubari said:

Harry Kane scored in August!!!!!

It was always coming, just a shame there should have been a free kick to Fulham before the move started that the ref missed.

[stokeriño]

9 minutes ago, Liam Mk2 said:

No Lacazette, Ramsey or Torreira in the starting lineup for us today. 

Strange.

No Hazard in ours either...

[Colly]

I dropped Moura from my draft team and I have Vardy and Kenedy. Doomed. 

[stokeriño]

Feels really weird not to be at Stamford Bridge for the first home game of the season.

I mean, I willingly sold my ticket because I've had a friend's event in the calendar for this evening for months now, and it was only because the match got put in the 5:30 Saturday slot that I couldn't do both... And hey, saved me some money and the trouble of driving into London when the trains are off...

But yeah, at this exact moment it sucks.

(I'll take a 4-0 win to make up for it, 'kay? )

 

BOOM! 1-0 Pedro!  

[FLiam]

Well. We somehow look worse than last season. Bellerin needs to get in the bin. 

Still a first XI of individuals, not a team. 

[Gazz]

2 hours ago, Troy said:

Richarlison

Absolutely loving my decision to pick Jota over him in my fantasy team.

[stokeriño]

Morata, 2-0! And right after that miss at the other end...

Not to jinx anything, but Arsenal look unable to cope at the moment.

[FLiam]

This is exactly the same as last season.

All our players look to each other for someone to blame. No accountability, no leadership, none of that.

Emery has a pretty big job on his hands.