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  1. I have given up on my cousin today; she referred to Lemmy as "emo".

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    2. Slogger

      Slogger

      Lemmy of Motorhead? What the fuck is she on?

    3. Evil Chase K

      Evil Chase K

      No, Lemmy of Lemmy and the Lemons.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      It's because all the Lemmys jump off a cliff on command.

  2. holy crap Knightmare was amazing how come we never got this in the US

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Because America would probably just shoot it up.

    3. lanky316

      lanky316

      Knightmare was incredible. I'm kind of surprised and simultaneously relieved that with modern technology and ideas it hasn't really come back.

    4. fourstarfizzle

      fourstarfizzle

      An absolute classic. I once made a paper mache helmet and shield for Halloween when I was 9. I can't believe it's already been 10 years since they did that one-off reprisal for Geek Week.

  3. Wait a second. If the humans that escape from the Matrix are functionally blind and virtually incapable of strenous movement, doesn't that mean the only way Zion could have even been founded was with the help of pro-machine double agents?

  4. Hugging the ref? That's a red card.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      What if Edge give the ref a running hug?

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Edge would get paralyzed for life.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Nah, his foul would be nullified by a dodgy offside call.

  5. This is going to be a weird question, but you know that song where the vocalists go "aaaaaAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaEEEEEEE"? What the hell is the name of that song?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      It isn't a rock song, and not that one Ben. It's had radio time in the US and was featured in quite a bit of movies, I want to say it was recorded in the 90s... I can't remember /which/ movies but I'm pretty sure the last one I heard it in was a werewolf movie.

    3. Plubby
    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Superman's Dead?

  6. I just now saw a commercial for a "board game" called the Doggie Doo game. No pun intended, I shit you not, this a real product that a real company has put into toy shelves.

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    2. SRN

      SRN

      Well, in Denmark we have a board game called "Dongle". You move around plastic penii on a board. This is a childrens game. Think about it for a second.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      ....The goal isn't to get it into some kind of whole, is it?

    4. SRN

      SRN

      Don't you mean "hole"? <_< I have no idea. Only saw the packaging which was penii; penii everywhere.

  7. You know, I just had a thought. Doesn't it seem a bit strange that Jonah Hex is coming out while RDR is the big deal in gaming right now?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Not particularly.

    3. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Call of Juarez > Red Dead Redemption

    4. everton

      everton

      Dressing up as a cowboy in real life and shooting shit > Red Dead + COJ

  8. Andy Capp's Hot Fries are awesome. That is all.

  9. The local indy promotion is having a Christmas-themed Fans Bring The Weapons match. I'm thinking of bringing a copy of Street Fighter Legend of Chun Li. It IS a painful movie, after all.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Actually, that's a lie. Ryota Hama is in better shape than at least one of the two.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      lol, deleting comments

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Wow, we can actually delete anyone's comments! I'm tempted to delete 9 to 5's one above to see what happens.

  10. If someone was trying to choose between getting WreSpi 2 and TEW 2010, which would you guys recommend?

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    2. Gazz
    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I've played the demo for WS2, and liked it. My only concern is the lack of a real world mod for WS2 but I can live with that.

      I haven't played WS1, and unless it becomes freeware (or already is and I'm unaware of it) I don't plan on starting.

      WMMA3... I dunno. My interest in MMA has gone down lately.

    4. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      I would buy neither and spend all of my money on PCP.

  11. Got to love when an optimitrist decides not to show up on the day of your appointment and doesn't bother to notify you.

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    2. Mancuerda
    3. Josh

      Josh

      Is an optimitrist a doctor who has a really positive outlook on your vision?

    4. KONGO

      KONGO

      He'd have spelled it right if the optometrist had actually been in.

  12. Fun fact; historians believed that Christ died March 30 33AD. Which means the first Easter happened on April 1st.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      @JTHNumbers2018

      Not the way the Christian tradition tells it; he died on Good Friday, comes back Easter.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      That makes sense. but why do they always say he was resurrected after 3 days?

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      @JTHNumbers2018 No idea.

      Also, this was all just a joke anyway, historians ACTUALLY think he died around April 3 or 4.

  13. Dear NFL, have players kneel all you want. I agree with their cause. But pre-empt Jeopardy? Especially the TOC? With a goddamn pre-game show?! You're dead to me now.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Jeopardy is serious fucking business, man. Especially when Austin Rogers and Lily "The Spiciest Memelord" Chin are involved.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      The XFL never pre-empted Jeopardy

    4. Benji

      Benji

      This is EWB. Not the NFL. Wrong three letter group. Easy mistake to make.

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    2. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Lance Storm hates this status update.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You know what Lance Storm doesn't hate? He doesn't hate vests.

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Lance does, however, hate that he doesn't.

  14. Finally saw Iron Man 3. Worst twist since The Villaige.

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      That twist was great. It was one of the greatest mockeries of the Nolan films ever. Not sure if it was meant to be but that's how I took it.

    3. HC

      HC

      You leave the Nolan films alone GoGo! (Except for Rises...mock away)

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Oh I love the Nolan films (well maybe not Rises so much) but they take themselves so seriously that they bring it on themselves :P

  15. Austen 18:13 Says: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife"

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    2. Hobo
    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yes myked Jane Austen, thats_the_joke.png

    4. MDK

      MDK

      Sorry, I don't watch wrestling any more

  16. Watching CMLL, and CUIJIE LIVES!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I watch C-MIL sometimes too. He does unspeakable things in the bathroom.

    3. livid

      livid

      ...and still no one cares.

    4. Hickey

      Hickey

      I care about C-MIL

  17. Scumbag NRA: Call video games "Murder Training Tools" and blames them for shooting shootings, HAS THEIR OWN VIRTUAL SHOOTING APP ON IPHONE.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Coffin-shaped targets, apparently. And it was released /after/ Sandy Hook.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      Yes but the NRA doesn't view Sandy Hook in the same light as everyone else. The whole thing is ridiculous, but it's completely understandable when you realize that this is the NRA we're talking about.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And somehow this was the 2nd most controversial video game related thing today!

  18. There's a zombie on your lawn. We don't want zombies on the lawn.

  19. Why is it that romantic songs tend to sound like stalker songs, and stalker songs sound like romantic songs?

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    2. Dingle

      Dingle

      The Romantic Stalker is totally my next song. 'Jack The Ripper' by Morrissey fits that vibe too.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      It's because you're a stalker.

    4. Dingle

      Dingle

      So he's a romantic?

  20. Heads up to everyone, but you may want to make sure you're virus free before Monday: http://techland.time.com/2012/07/06/dnschanger-no-the-internet-isnt-shutting-down-on-monday/

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The site I used also has a handy link to stuff like TDSSkiller to get rid of it, that's why I posted it.

      Probably a good idea to have TDSSkiller downloaded anyway, just as a precaution.

    3. MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      So if the 'bad guys' were caught in November and I bought this computer in April, I should be safe right?

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Probably a good idea to prepare anyway, but should be yes.

  21. Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza is just as awesome as Whose Line was. That is all.

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    2. Lint

      Lint

      No mph, its on the gameshow network

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      I miss Whose Line :(

    4. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      So do I, but this is out now? Sweet something new for my weekly watch list, even better since it;s lacking some good improv.

  22. Turn off the light, and murder the dawn!

    1. Puckster

      Puckster

      Take it easy, man. Think about it.

    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      Jinder Mahal's music will interupt you if you carry on like that.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Mahal? Bah, I'm not worried about him.

      Now Tyler Reks, I'd be worried.

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