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  1. After posting this, I'll be leaving EWB forever. I just thought after being a part of the community since 2003 I could at least tell everyone before I walk away.

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    2. ndqw

      ndqw

      /watch?v=_FC3JSSYw8k&list=UUIHqb1vfKbJg4YwpDZvcKHg

    3. LL!

      LL!

      You CAN'T quit cause YOU'RE FIRED.

    4. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster
  2. The day David Otunga wins the WWE Championship will be my biggest mark out moment in my life.

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    2. tristy

      tristy

      If he wins it on a Friday, I think his wife should sing the Rebecca Black song the following week, in tribute.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      For you, the day Lord Otunga won the World Heavyweight Championship was the most important day of your life.

      But for me...

      It was Tuesday.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Yes, thank you for recycling that joke.

  3. Any of you guys got a toolshed?

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    2. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      GOOD! I WILL NOW TAKE HIS BUNGHOLE!

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Had a toolshed, but grampa thought it was an outhouse....

    4. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      There was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan?

  4. Just bought some OJ to chase these Corona shots. It's gonna be a good night.

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Doesn't anybody drink beer normally anymore?

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      You have shots of beer?

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      Do shots of real drinks!

  5. going straight edge

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Wouldn't it just be easier to grow a beard?

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Or gain a bald, bearded, camo wearing, homoerotic follower?

    4. Maxx

      Maxx

      No Benji, that is the hardest part about being straight edge, trust me.

  6. should I book a show in EWR while drunk?

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      I've never done it any other way!

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      That was probably a lie.

    4. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      I ended up just falling asleep :P

  7. looks like I'm gonna be a Legends of the Hidden Temple contestant for Halloween this year

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    2. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Barracudas Forever

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      Pfft, Red Jaguars were the most successful team on average.

    4. Hailtothechimp

      Hailtothechimp

      Pfftt. We all know everybody wants to be a Silver Snake.

  8. Teddy Long was really fat in 1997.

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    2. MannyIsBallin

      MannyIsBallin

      His fat split up and they fought in a TAG TEAM MATCH

    3. Matt

      Matt

      against THE BIG SHOW and THE UNDAHTAKAHHHHHH! By any chance?

    4. brenchill
  9. Sammartino hated the WWF in 93, I can only imagine how he felt in 99

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I think he would have enjoyed Road Dogg's push.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      wuz d greetest, plz.

    4. CraigOrion

      CraigOrion

      Because he wasn't invited to participate in the Brawl For All?

  10. WWE Survivor is over half way done! Are you still alive?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Astonishingly, yes.

    3. TGWL

      TGWL

      ..somehow, yeah.

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I want this to come down to William Regal vs. Caylen Croft.

  11. Without spoilers, how was the new epiosde of Glee?

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    2. zero

      zero

      Hilariously self-aware at first, but then fell into some of the series' worst cliches as it wore on.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      About on par with the more solid season one episodes; funny, some decent plot development. Musical numbers were mostly forgettable to bad, though with two exceptions (you'll know them when you see them).

    4. GA!

      GA!

      You are all fags.

  12. 2/8 Nitro posted!

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    2. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Yes, but with double the finger pokes.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Good, can't wait to see 4/16 Nitro, might get a full hand poke

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      You're making progress, I see.

  13. My "I Broke Wahoo's Leg" shirt finally arrived!

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    2. Blehschmidt

      Blehschmidt

      I got one of those too, best purchase ever!

    3. The DBZemon King

      The DBZemon King

      Bout to get one myself...

    4. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      Why do people keep breaking Wahoo's leg? :<

  14. WWE Survivor Season 6 is down to the final three! Who will survive?

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    2. RoHitman Reigns

      RoHitman Reigns

      Its between Cena and Truth, just not sure yet which one. Feeling says Super Cena in the end >.>

    3. deli
    4. RoHitman Reigns

      RoHitman Reigns

      I will seriously wind up majorly face palming if somehow Mason Ryan comesfor the win as he is barely used as it is most of the time.

  15. after five years here I finally donated

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    2. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Maybe I'll change it tomorrow.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      I had to go to your profile just to see who you were.

      *waves* Hey Heroin Bob.

    4. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Yeah I've been gone for a while, so it'll probably take a while before I can use a name like this

  16. My roommate is 20 and is getting Halloween care packages from his family

  17. WWE Survivor is 3/4 over, 8 remain!

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    2. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      There's always a repeat of last night that could happen...

    3. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      What's the prize for winning? I believe somebody mentionned a cash prize :P

    4. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      A night alone with your's truly. Or maybe the option of having two wrestlers or a second life in the second game.

  18. Facebook chat down for anyone else?

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Me either. Maybe they're making it suck less.

    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      I was using it last night. It was completly changed and all sucky

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      So it was the same then?

  19. WWE Survivor Season 5 is down to the final seven! Are you still alive?

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I am! I think it's my first deep run since I won it.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I'm making a note here, huge failure.

    3. Hickey
  20. Watching That's What I Am

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Will you go to the papers if you have to?

    2. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      I might have to report that it's better than I was expecting.

    3. GA!

      GA!

      That's What I Am not doing at the moment

  21. So I finally do WWF 1985 game and Hogan get injured for 16 months in February,

    1. TGC

      TGC

      Looks like it's SD Jones and Mr T in the Main Event then!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Verne Gagne gets his wish!

    3. Dingle

      Dingle

      Sheik!Sheik!Sheik!

  22. Just a reminder that Superstars is no longer counted in WWE Survivor.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I guess now if people have guys on Superstars, they'll feel Invincible.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      until their 3 weeks is up.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Yeah. Sort of going to take some of the fun out of the whole thing I guess, since Superstars was how a lot of the weirder ones hung around as long as they did.

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