Gazz

I am gonna waffle your twat Priest :@

Mmmmm waffles

damnit Skummy!

I disagree with this status. Click away, everyone!

I looked at work, and it didn't get me fired. The masturbation did.

They banned wanking at work? It's political correctness gone mad!

EWB had better not poo poo that poo poo. I knew someone who poo pooed a poo poo. That was the end of his career.

MPH's opinions don't count for shit.

That's Mr Poo Head to you! :@

Is it raining gravy?

The gravy is semen.

Best erotic fan fic I've ever read. Totally popped a boner.

It probably involved a hat and mastication.

Listen to me. -Masticating-. Vigorously.

Watch Kingston win it at TLC..

We should probably wait until then before we order the crates of hats Zero has to eat.

I wonder whether that hand has felt up its first breast yet.

And yet Zack Ryders Dad, who was actually called on Raw, is forgotten...

Colly: He's the pound symbol.

It's not?

No, it's Quasi.

Oh right yeh of course.

Gazz was told to not come todays show.

Don't feel bad, Dennis Stamp hasn't been booked since 1991.

But he's always ready.

kutgw Gary

Thanks Boss

Gary In And Out!

Harley Racist.

Handsome Harley Quinn.

Harl Racey

Yep it's "balls out". I take it none of you are going to Nickelback's arena tour in October then?

Not if balls are going to be out.

Beach balls?

It could be worse. It could've been an Uncle Elmer sex tape.

"TMZ can tell you that the unidentified brunette woman in the grainy video is neither his ex-wife Linda Bollea or his current wife, Jennifer McDaniel."

I'm just going to have to assume it's Dixie Carter.

It's Melina because 'lol, slut'.

Don't you listen to him Srar, Gazz does the same.

Jericho took off the sparkly jacket because he didn't want it soiled by CM Punks greasy hair.

I find leather trousers to unaccommodating of my yoghurt rifle.

If you'd let me fuck other people, I wouldn't have had too. My love for Australia led to me to bang my secretary...

Quom's available?

I am! But not for long if you will take my hand in marriage.

...him being twenty-five and not twelve saddens me.

I totally reckon I could get a national team managers job with a Pacific Island just with a FM cv.

January 1st 2012 - Leicester announce their new signing and team captain, King William.

Next Sunday - Chubby Chaser IV: Ben Folds (of Fat)

Next weekend is UFC 137, a proper PPV

Ultimate Fisting Championship

Too much seriousness for EWB. I still want to see the Hawaiian Super-Sayain though.

*Saiyan, whatever.

The downfall of that thread is roughly when fr34k posts in it. Which is out of form for fr34k.

Not anymore...

HAWKMEN....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE!

(Cue Queen)

FRESH HAWKMEN!

I never knew you were Lithuanian

Are LT United still the biggest band in the country? They were ace.

I don't see any wedding planned. Get your eyes checked.

Don't be rude to the guests.

Maxx got jilted worse than Hef.

AMERICAN MALES!

Build heel heat! Trash talk her hometown.

Pelsall's not bad actually.

Sorry, threw up in my mouth there a little.

Does Not Compute

Gazz decided to celebrate his birthday a day early by getting absolutely sloshed and drunkenly posting nonsense.

A-C-M-Y EHT TA YATS OT NUF STI

RACECAR

YVAN EHT NIOJ?

*sigh*

You kill me. Slowly...

You kill me. Slowly...

Eddie is my third best Dutch friend after Lisa and Sanne, mainly because they have sweet boobs and Lisa may or may not have put my penis in her mouth...

I already like Lisa more than Eddie

Who's to say I wouldn't put you.. oh, nevermind!