NFL 2019

[Adam]

As if J Lo is 50 years old.

[Lineker]

I approve of pole dancing.

[Chris2K]

8 minutes ago, Colly said:

She's not going to do Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) is she?

I expect the double twerk spot will be a feature length investigation into public indecency on tomorrow's Fox News.

[Colly]

Well this is now the greatest half time show of all time. A big "Fuck Trump" at the end would go down well of course.

[Lowerdeck]

Watching this halftime show, everyone's racist uncle is in the confused stage between triggered over all the Spanish and wanting to pop a Viagra.

[Lint]

Shakira fucking killed it, but I've always been a low-key fan of hers, and J-Lo was much better then I expected.  

And yea, I'm totally expecting a bunch of complaints to the FCC by the Bible thumpers about the dancing and double twerk

[Colly]

I know it's just time killing while they clear the field but I always find these montages a bit dull, up until the bit the music goes wacky and we see some funny bits.

[Chris2K]

Shakira is somehow 43 

[Colly]

No funny bits.

[Lineker]

Great half time show, seriously. 

[Pooker]

19 minutes ago, Chris2K said:

I can hear about 48% of Americans screeching in distress at the sight of Shakira's thigh and the movement of her hips on such a public stage.

My in-laws were going crazy, they didnt like the dancing or the lack of clothing. I'm not a fan of eithers music, so I didnt enjoy. But, I will admit that they both did a good job.

[Meacon Keaton]

I thought Shakira was fantastic. Never been a J-Lo fan but she wasn’t bad. But Shakira definitely stole the show.

[Pooker]

If the 49ers pull this off, Deebo Samuel is the MVP.

[The Buscher]

Didn’t watch the halftime show, watched the season premiere of Curb cause I’m already behind.

[Lint]

Sshakira and J-lo are the halftime show, and Sam Elliot has the biggest ass smack of the night

[Chris2K]

That is a terrible throw. 

[Lineker]

This game is utterly fascinating.

[Adam]

If the Niners win now, that sack fumble by Bosa may go down as the key turning point.

[Your Mom]

I'm just finally coherent again after that halftime show. Are they still doing the football or whatever?

[Chris2K]

I probably say this every year but it's a travesty that Mike Carlson isn't on TV every week, he's the best analyst in the country by a mile.