Premier League 2022/23

[Chris2K]

On 23/09/2022 at 14:53, Gazz said:

Reality: Bukayo Saka gets fouled and falls over, he immediately gets back up and carries on.

Netflix: Bukayo Saka gets fouled, a wilhelm scream is overdubbed on the footage, cut to incredulous raging Arsenal gammons, cut to footage of Saka lying on the turf from a game three years ago overdubbed with silence, cut to pensive looking young fan chewing his fingernails, cut to Arteta looking concerned, cut to Sam Matterface 'With just days until the World Cup, the last thing any player wants is an injury', cut to Saka in an England shirt, cut to Arsenal physio from 1996 mouthing 'Is he OK?', cut to Gunther Steiner on a boat, cut to Saka still lying on the ground but it's the same footage as before, overdubbed dramatic swell, cut to Saka getting back to his feet.

Cut to Will Buxton in a studio explaining that when a player gets an injury, it means....

 

 

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He is injured.

[Lineker]

Deki injured on international duty and he's now set to miss the derby.

[Colly]

Are Tottenham feeling alright?

 

 

[Adam]

Surely it's for the bit of skill flicking the ball behind them that Moura does before the foul?

Not that it is particularly great either, but it's standard stuff for these sorts of online skill/moments videos.

[Colly]

If it was a big skills compilation I could understand it going in, but 3 memorable moments?

[stokeriño]

Spurs celebrate yellow cards like goals, you see.

[Colly]

Jermaine Jenas thinks 28 year old Eric Dier is still learning his trade, bit worrying.

[Hobo]

9 minutes ago, Colly said:

Jermaine Jenas thinks 28 year old Eric Dier is still learning his trade, bit worrying.

I'd bet Jenas also thinks AJ Styles is still a promising young talent

[gunnar hendershow]

1 minute ago, Hobo said:

I'd bet Jenas also thinks AJ Styles is still a promising young talent

AJ Styles, Rob Van Dam, and Edge are still the young, up-and-coming future of professional wrestling and you can't convince me of anything different!

[Kaney]

Spurs getting a penalty at the Emirates.

[Baddar]

Laughable goal to concede there.

[gunnar hendershow]

6 minutes ago, Baddar said:

Laughable goal to concede there.

It was a great setup by Saka and a great first save, and then Lloris just bottled it on the second save. Very poor.

[Szumi]

28 minutes ago, Jimmyanite said:

Spurs getting a penalty at the Emirates.

First penalty Richarlison won where he wasn't already going to ground when contact was made too I think!

[gunnar hendershow]

Well that's probably it for this match. I think it's a harsh red but the challenge was so unbelievably idiotic at the same time.

[stokeriño]

I do wonder what Raheem Sterling thinks about signing for Chelsea and, within a few months, being played at LWB (but still manages to be our main goal threat because *gestures vaguely at the rest of the Chelsea squad*).

Edit: Ah okay, seems he's playing further forward today (he was LWB against Salzburg), despite what the pre-match pundits thought.

[Szumi]

Lol, we suck

[stokeriño]

2 minutes ago, Szumi - A Polack said:

Lol, we suck

 

[Colly]

Tee hee.

[Szumi]

Trent is not solely at fault for both goals, but he has clear blame in both. Beaten way too easily on the first after Henderson is soft and easily beaten in that aerial duel. Second starts because he needlessly gives it away in his own half to give Brighton a counter.

He's not a defender. Teams have clearly figured Liverpool out, finally.

[stokeriño]

Our striker is capable of scoring goals!