2013 NFL Season Thread

[DYSI]

Antonio Brown already has 26 points. EVERY FUCKING WEEK the team I play shows up.

Matthew Stafford's 300+ passing yards in the first half probably doesn't help you either.

[HC]

My luck is just shit.

[HC]

And Cooper totally broke the plane for the TD. Didn't get it, of course.

[The Buscher]

Of course I played Leonard instead of Rainey. Cannot do anything right this year.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Sit the fuck down Lions

[Meacon Keaton]

A fun comeback by Washington ends with a stupid lollipop lob pass by RG3 to no one in particular. What an awfully moronic pass.

[Mick]

Horrible, horrible week.

[VerbalPuke]

The Lions coaching staff is bad. And why did Calvin only have one target in the second half? We really need some better WRs after Calvin.

[Liam]

Dropped punt by Moore gives SF good field position. Shame.

[Dan]

Give me that number 1 pick. Give me it all.

P.s. Thanks Tampa...

....Bay

[Your Mom]

This is the second time the Bears have scored a TD while I was in the Bathroom. I feel like I'm in that Bud Light commercial. I mean do I stay in the Bathroom now?

[VerbalPuke]

No, the kitchen.

I can be weirdly superstitious sometimes also though.

[Your Mom]

If it guaranteed a win I would spend the whole game in there

[Mick]

Stay in the bathroom if it means more points from Marshall

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Kick is good!

Poor Ravens

[Your Mom]

BEARS WIN!

[Meacon Keaton]

Smug Steeler fans are even more pathetic when their team is 4-6. Seeing Baltimore suck is fun, but you guys suck too...

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I hope Jamaal Charles runs all over Denver. Because my fantasy team is depending on it.

I know it won't happen, but let me dream.

[Meacon Keaton]

It can happen. Our defense sucks.

[The Heartbreak Kid]

It is possible. But Denver has the speed on defense to slow him down. So I guess we'll have to wait and see.