The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[stokeriño]

^ The name of the music is 'Dual of the Fates'.

I suspect it's little more than someone at the club once decided it sounded good... A bit like how Chelsea's use of The Liquidator just sort of stuck around after 1970.

[Kaney]

Ozil!

[brenchill]

ERRZIL

[Kaney]

URGHZILLLL

[Colly]

I hate Michael Owen.

[Colly]

Dear BT Sport,

Your big thick black line isn't actually showing anything to conclude that Ozil is offside.

Regards,

Me

[FLiam]

BT are making a huge deal over the goal for God knows what reason. He's onside, simple as.

Atkinson is a cunt. Two baffling yellow cards for Monreal and Welbeck.

[Lineker]

Arsenal have been pretty shit apart from the goal. We're just not taking any of our chances. More goals in this yet.

[Lineker]

Ref has had an absolute stinker, too.

[King Ellis]

Dear BT Sport,

Your big thick black line isn't actually showing anything to conclude that Ozil is offside.

Regards,

Me

Dear Ron Atkinson,

Your 'big thick black' line isn't the kind of thing we want on our channel. You're fired.

Regards,

ITV

[stokeriño]

Step back inside my house, turn on the TV and Harry Kane (fantasy team) scores. Good good.

[Berober]

Harry Kane is so good

[GoGo Yubari]

I'm pretty sure I added Harry Kane to my fantasy league team before I stopped caring altogether. Probably the best last decision possible.

[stokeriño]

Not sure how he didn't score a second there either.

(Despite being offside, I mean.)

[GoGo Yubari]

Yeah that should have been a second goal. So close.

[Kaney]

Inevitable

[stokeriño]

Aston Villa team: Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Westwood, Delph, Cleverley, Agbonlahor, Weimann, Gil.

Subs: Given, Vlaar, Bacuna, Sinclair, Cole, Benteke, Sanchez.

Chelsea team: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Drogba.

Subs: Cech, Zouma, Ake, Mikel, Loftus-Cheek, Cuadrado, Remy.

[FLiam]

This is shit.

[Thrilla]

ROCK YOU LIKE A HARRY KANE

(bit late >_>)

[Berober]

Benchteke