The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[The Legendary Fisherman]

I am getting more and more impressed by Harry Kane's exibitions.

Hopefully his career goes better than the other Kane.

Nearly 20 years performing on the biggest stage in his industry, a couple of world titles and a job behind the scenes for life?

Considering most of those World Titles were on the B and C show it would equivalent to win a FA Cup or the Championship. Granted WWE's Kane did win the WWE Championship but that would be like a nomination for Player of the Season in the Premier League.

[Jimmy]

Stop tarnishing the great name of Harry Kane with silly wrestling analogies!

[Moses Julep]

Harry Kane is a good man. First he destroys Chelsea and now he destroys Arsenal. I've said it before, but quickly becoming my favourite player since dearly beloved Ledley King.

[brenchill]

How much is Harry Kane worth, Jimmy?

[EddieG]

Harry Kane's English. He's never gonna win any world titles anyway.

[brenchill]

He would better off if he was Dutch playing for noted World Cup winners Holland, right?

[Rafael]

Holland is like the New England Revolution of cups.

(ok, I think about 2 people got this reference so.... )

[Jimmy]

How much is Harry Kane worth, Jimmy?

More than the whole Holland team combined.

Sorry Lars.

[Gazz]

How much is Harry Kane worth, Jimmy?

Well, let's do the maths

Premier League player base rate - £5m

Age - (21 and under) = £5m

31 Premier League Appearances - £3.1m

15 Premier League Goals - £3.75m

The 'Daniel Levy's played a blinder' Coefficient - (£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141

'The Sun' protracted 'Big Four' summer WAR CHEST TRANSFER KITTY Wenger could have signed him aged four transfer SWOOP paradox - ((£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141) x 2

The English Nationality Principle - (((£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141) x 2) x 10

Total transfer value = £1,058,517,000 (One billion, fifty eight million, five hundred and seventeen thousand pounds).

[DavidMarrio]

Yeh but Harry Kane can win the League Cup this month. What have Holland ever won....

Also this is a very tight game. Everton are defending well. Not much space in the midfield to create anything as of yet apart from Ibe running directly at the defence and hitting the post from range.

[brenchill]

I think there could be a SHOCK RAID this summer. Tottenham will be left STUNNED.

[Matt]

How much is Harry Kane worth, Jimmy?

Well, let's do the maths

Premier League player base rate - £5m

Age - (21 and under) = £5m

31 Premier League Appearances - £3.1m

15 Premier League Goals - £3.75m

The 'Daniel Levy's played a blinder' Coefficient - (£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141

'The Sun' protracted 'Big Four' summer WAR CHEST TRANSFER KITTY Wenger could have signed him aged four transfer SWOOP paradox - ((£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141) x 2

The English Nationality Principle - (((£5m + £5m + £3.1m + £3.75m) x 3.141) x 2) x 10

Total transfer value = £1,058,517,000 (One billion, fifty eight million, five hundred and seventeen thousand pounds).

You forgot to factor in the new long term contract, that's an extra multiplier of 1.8.

[Gazz]

Contracts mean dick in modern football.

[Matt]

Except for pushing up the price.

[Nerf]

In honour of his last Merseyside Derby, Liverpool have erected a statue of Steven Gerrard. Not sure why it's at Goodison mind.

[9 to 5]

I think there could be a SHOCK RAID this summer. Tottenham will be left STUNNED.

Brench is actually GiveMeSport and I claim my £5.

[EddieG]

Yeh but Harry Kane can win the League Cup this month. What have Holland ever won....

The Euros.

[DavidMarrio]

Euros is a Mickey Mouse cup.

[brenchill]

Total football? More like total rubbish

[Thrilla]

Top 4 in our fantasy league had a bit of a shocker, so I should be catching 15-20 points on most of them this weekend. The comeback is on.