The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[stokeriño]

(one major honour in 32 years as a manager)

It's like he and Newcastle were made for each other!

[Rich]

What have Newcastle won in the last 30 to 40 years? :/

[Gazz]

[Colly]

Damn Gazz and his rapid image googling.

[stokeriño]

'Arry won one of those too.

I think it's clear that by hiring him Newcastle would be guaranteeing they win the FA Cup next season. Because science.

[Colly]

Arry won it in one of those daft years when about 8 teams won it per season. Scotty P's holding the one and only Intertoto Bathroom Tile.

Edited February 3, 2015 by Ultra Rare Colly

[Gazz]

Summer 2015

Sissoko and Ayoze out. Crouch, Defoe and Kranjcar in

[Colly]

Triffic.

[Matt]

Damn Gazz and his rapid image googling.

I assumed that all Newcastle fans have that image bookmarked

[9 to 5]

And Jimmy.

[Rich]

Arry won it in one of those daft years when about 8 teams won it per season. Scotty P's holding the one and only Intertoto Bathroom Tile.

'Arry won it in a year where three teams won it, including Juventus.

Newcastle won it in a year where 11 teams won it, including Ethnikos Achna, of the Cypriot leagues.

So you know, 'Arry is a bit more successful.

[Twist]

Arry won it in one of those daft years when about 8 teams won it per season. Scotty P's holding the one and only Intertoto Bathroom Tile.

'Arry won it in a year where three teams won it, including Juventus.

Newcastle won it in a year where 11 teams won it, including Ethnikos Achna, of the Cypriot leagues.

So you know, 'Arry is a bit more successful.

Noooo. 11 teams qualified for the Europa League through the Intertoto but Newcastle 'won' it for making it the furthest in Europe that year out of those teams.

It's like arguing over who has the smallest penis. Nobodies a winner.

[TCO]

Arry won it in one of those daft years when about 8 teams won it per season. Scotty P's holding the one and only Intertoto Bathroom Tile.

'Arry won it in a year where three teams won it, including Juventus.

Newcastle won it in a year where 11 teams won it, including Ethnikos Achna, of the Cypriot leagues.

So you know, 'Arry is a bit more successful.

Noooo. 11 teams qualified for the Europa League through the Intertoto but Newcastle 'won' it for making it the furthest in Europe that year out of those teams.

It's like arguing over who has the smallest penis. Nobodies a winner.

But Newcastle had the biggest smallest penis! Winner!

[brenchill]

As bad as Harry Redknapp is, he is one of the best managers "big club" Tottenham Hotspur have ever had. Probably top 3.

[Lineker]

BREAKING NEWS: @tonyfernandes has confirmed Les Ferdinand has been handed a new role as @QPRFC's Director of Football pic.twitter.com/zxf8SoWRX5

— QPR FC (@QPRFC)

February 4, 2015

Kevin Bond and Chris Ramsey have been put in caretaker charge, while Joe Jordan and Glenn Hoddle have left the club. All in place for Tim Sherwood's arrival, then.

[therockbox]

[brenchill]

Tim Sherwood is just a joke. He fits QPR perfectly.

[therockbox]

Rory Smith ‏@RorySmithTimes 19s19 seconds ago

"Hi, I'm Les. Welcome to your interview for the QPR job. It's between you and Tim Sherwood. OK, first question: what is my Mum's name?"

[brenchill]

[Lineker]

David Moyes has spoken out about his spell as Man Utd manager in a feature-length interview with FourFourTwo. The link contains only an excerpt unfortunately, but the full interview will be in the March issue.