E3 2014 thread

[Sousa]

Where can you watch Nintendo's thing?

[GoGo Yubari]

e3.nintendo.com

[Sousa]

ANGRY LUIGI SIGHTED

Not super excited about this Skylanders bullshit.

[GoGo Yubari]

Yeah, I'm really not into the Amiibo thing at all.

[RPS]

The Yoshi Yarn game looks visually stunning.

[Sousa]

That's purdy. The kids should like it.

Oh god a captain toad game? What.

[RPS]

Here we go! Zelda Wii U.

[GoGo Yubari]

New Zelda!

[deli]

Zelda Time!

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh shit that's beautiful.

[Sousa]

HAHA FUCK YOU LASER SPIDER.

That looks rad.

[GoGo Yubari]

A Mario level design game? That's pretty cool.

[RPS]

Love the look of Splatoon. Cool variation on FPS.

[GoGo Yubari]

"What if you were able to switch between being a squid and a person?"

I love that Nintendo's creative process could be easily confused with something you'd say while high.

[deli]

This ink game looks awesome.

[TKz]

Did Nintendo just release a new IP? What madness is this.

[Sousa]

I guess if you're really into squid-based online shooter in an urban environment.

[apsham]

That's certainly a fun way to introduce a.. meh character.

[Sousa]

HEY DID YOU GUYS LIKE KID ICARUS UPRISING?

NO?

WELL THIS IS AWKWARD OKAY ENJOY PALUTENA I GUESS.

[apsham]

Jesus. Joystiq's liveblogging is fucking terrible.

HEY IDIOTS, YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T WATCH THE STREAM.

Don't just fucking say "wow, that was cool" or something along those lines without context.

All I know about the ending is.. Miyamoto? And lasers that were never unblurred?