Premier League 2016/17

[MDK]

Just turned on to Sky Sports News to hear Jurgen Klopp say "... the final solution".

Can't trust these bloody Germans.

[Gazz]

It's the only way they're going to be able to get Balotelli off the wage bill.

[Twist]

Holocaust jokes; still not funny.

[brenchill]

1 hour ago, Twist said:

Holocaust jokes; still not funny.

It's OK, it's Gazz.

[Rich]

1 hour ago, brenchill said:

It's OK, it's Gazz.

No, you see Myke made the joke, Gazz and Myke are two different people 

[Gazz]

Saltier than the Dead Sea. 

That's a climate change joke. 

[MDK]

2 hours ago, Rich said:

No, you see Myke made the joke, Gazz and Myke are two different people 

Yeah, and I'm allowed to >_>

[brenchill]

3 hours ago, Rich said:

No, you see Myke made the joke, Gazz and Myke are two different people 

 

On 7/14/2016 at 11:31, Gazz said:

It's the only way they're going to be able to get Balotelli off the wage bill.

I'm getting bored of correcting you.

[Rich]

6 minutes ago, brenchill said:

 

I'm getting bored of correcting you.

 

On 14/07/2016 at 11:28, MDK said:

Just turned on to Sky Sports News to hear Jurgen Klopp say "... the final solution".

Can't trust these bloody Germans.

 

On 14/07/2016 at 11:31, Gazz said:

It's the only way they're going to be able to get Balotelli off the wage bill.

Now you see Brench, when determining times and who did what first, the smaller number, in this case 28, comes before the larger number, in this case 31, as long as the hours and dates of the occurrence are the same.

So the Joke was made by Myke, with Gazz having a retort. 

That's how time works in our linear perception of it.

[Baddar]

Just want the season to start now. You're all fucking boring.

[Twist]

I mean, who made a holocaust joke first doesn't change previous point of: holocaust jokes, still not funny.

[The Lusophone]

Never mind. >_>

[MDK]

1 hour ago, Twist said:

I mean, who made a holocaust joke first doesn't change previous point of: holocaust jokes, still not funny.

Humour is the way to get over such awful things 

[Gazz]

This is why I moved to the Football League thread at the end of last season...

[stokeriño]

Let's ease this thread towards the new season with a throwback to the last one:

Chelsea lost a match 2-0 (to Rapid Wien) today.

See? It's just like old times.

[DavidMarrio]

Arsenal lost to Boreham Wood 3-0 as well. Just to throw that in.....

[Twist]

4 hours ago, MDK said:

Humour is the way to get over such awful things 

I take your point but I'm not sure that's your choice to make. Oh well, you'll have to excuse me, I need to go wiggle this stick that's stuck up my arse.

[The Lusophone]

We beat Wigan 2-0 with goals from Andreas Pereira and Will Keane. Baily and Mkhitaryan both played, as did Luke Shaw! Nick Powell came on as a sub for Wigan after signing for them when we released him.

[MDK]

9 minutes ago, Twist said:

I take your point but I'm not sure that's your choice to make. Oh well, you'll have to excuse me, I need to go wiggle this stick that's stuck up my arse.

It's nobodies choice to make, but it's my way of dealing with it.

Sorry if it rubbed you the wrong way, truly 

[Baddar]

52 minutes ago, Mad Jack said:

We beat Wigan 2-0 with goals from Andreas Pereira and Will Keane. Baily and Mkhitaryan both played, as did Luke Shaw! Nick Powell came on as a sub for Wigan after signing for them when we released him.

Pereira's finish was nice.