Premier League 2017/18

[Baddar]

Unreal double save from Gomes.

[MDK]

Absolutely lolspurs

How can they be this shite?

[Baddar]

This is why Martial needs to play every week. He's tearing Watford a new one.

[MDK]

Squeaky bum time for Leicester 

[Lineker]

Lamela on! @Jimmy!

Kane scores!

[MDK]

Oh and Newcastle are back in it

[Baddar]

It's 3-2 now. Shit.

[Lineker]

Just now, MDK said:

Oh and Newcastle are back in it

As are Watford - 3-2!

Scrap that, Lingard makes it 4. Incredible goal.

[The Lusophone]

Terrible player, that Lingard.

[MDK]

4-2 now

[Baddar]

Lingard is so good @MadJack!!

[Jimmy]

23 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Lamela on! @Jimmy!

Kane scores!

Lamela assist! 

Shame we missed a bunch of chances. Sissoko, Llorente and Alli missed glorious changes. Shit.

Can't believe we'd spoil Lamela's glorious return like that. Assist within 2 minutes of his return. Also a booking! Classic Erik. 

[Baddar]

It's been a frustrating 2nd half. We've sat back far too much and even though we could've made it 4 or 5 before they had a sniff, it could've all gone very wrong. 

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Jimmy said:

Can't believe we'd spoil Lamela's glorious return like that. Assist within 2 minutes of his return. Also a booking! Classic Erik. 

Probably just needs to rail a quick line before the next game.

[Lineker]

Allardyce to Everton is apparently now a done deal.

[Adam]

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

Allardyce to Everton is apparently now a done deal.

Him and Shakespeare. It's a crime. I seriously can't describe how angry this is making me. I'm seriously considering giving up until he fucks off again. Embarrassing.

[Kyle]

8 hours ago, Adam said:

Him and Shakespeare. It's a crime. I seriously can't describe how angry this is making me. I'm seriously considering giving up until he fucks off again. Embarrassing.

Yes, join me. I gave up in September.  

[Adam]

I've slept on it and I'm still absolutely distraught. The ethos of the club has been ripped out in one go. Allardyce the crook, backstabbing Shakespeare and to top it off, Kop goblin Sammy Lee. And they're paying Allardyce £6mil a year!

Utter, utter disgrace. Moshiri should take his money and piss off, and Kenwright should be ashamed.

[Gazz]

In other charlatan news, Pardew has been confirmed at WBA.

[MDK]

3 minutes ago, Gazz said:

In other charlatan news, Pardew has been confirmed at WBA.

Ol' chocolado himself