Premier League 2018/19

[Szumi]

Chuffed for Salah, especially coming on his weaker foot.

Really excited by the line up today, seeing Lallana finally fit, Shaqri and Studge starting, and Millie being a machine and somehow already fit.

[Baddar]

26 minutes ago, It's Pronounced Zoom-E said:

Millie being a machine and somehow already fit.

Get out. As bad as Tobes.

[Colly]

Worse. 

[Lineker]

Tobes is an all-time classic, I'll have you know.

[Colly]

Slightly weird aside today, the Glen Murray head injury looked horrendous. However the players around him reacted quickly and the physios were on straight away and dealing with it. At this point the stupidity of some football fans and some football players kicks in. The paramedics make their way onto the field with a stretcher, but not quickly enough for some people who start booing. Couple that with two of our players and one of theirs snatching said stretcher and sprinting it next to prone Murray to a big cheer. Where of course it wasn't used for another 5 minutes. People are thick. 

Note my 1 like. 

Spoiler

Vindicated. Quality not quantity. 

[Kyle]

I love that City's way of welcoming Joe Hart back to the Etihad was smashing five past him.

[MDK]

 

[Adam]

Rubbish, the Taking of Christ doesn't even have Zach Morris on a walkie-talkie in the foreground.

[MDK]

Just now, Adam es Tranquilo said:

Rubbish, the Taking of Christ doesn't even have Zach Morris on a walkie-talkie in the foreground.

The walkie-talkie is obviously a metaphor for being able to speak with God, you peasant.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

I don't know what's caused it but I'm enjoying the sudden resurgence of Ross Barkley.

[stokeriño]

6 minutes ago, Jericruise said:

I don't know what's caused it but I'm enjoying the sudden resurgence of Ross Barkley.

I'm sure the fact that he seems to have the benefit of Kovacic playing 60+ minutes of every match for him hasn't harmed matters.

[Kyle]

52 minutes ago, Jericruise said:

I don't know what's caused it but I'm enjoying the sudden resurgence of Ross Barkley.

I'm not.

[Lineker]

Everton remembered that they're playing a game of football, then.

[Kyle]

2 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Everton remembered that they're playing a game of football, then.

Three subs and they all had a part in the goals.

[Baddar]

Was a great cross by Lookman.

[Adam]

Nice header too. Boring game but great result in the end. Looking okay at the moment, will be good when Gomes is properly up to speed. I think we've the makings of a good team here.

[stokeriño]

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Opposition clear cut chances this season, or How Chelsea Used Magic To Stay Unbeaten

Man City: 5 allowed, 3 conceded
Liverpool: 7 allowed, 1 conceded
Chelsea: 17 allowed, 2 conceded

We're due a right royal pasting sometime between now and Christmas.

[Gazz]

To be fair, 14 of them were against Arsenal.

[Kaney]

Ozil scores the equaliser right before half time with a nicely worked goal.

[Lineker]

Leicester have nicked England's corner routine then. Wallopped the crossbar.