2014 NFL Season

[Meacon Keaton]

Aparently the Seahawks tried to offer Percy Harvin to the Broncos for Julius Thomas.

Ha

Haha

Hahaha

Bwahaha hahahaha no stupid seattle

[Plubby]

Meac! I am one flight away from the game today! I will yell some for you.

[TCO]

They wanted to trade him for Jordan Cameron too, never going to fly really.

[Plubby]

"Hello, this is Jerry."

"We're looking to trade Percy Harvin."

"...I'm listening"

"How about this guy Dez you have, the receiver? He available?"

"..."

"Hello? Hello?"

[GoGo Yubari]

Ah, that's the sound of the universe realigning itself. So hey guys, soccer!

EDIT: WE THREW THE BALL DEEP AND BALDWIN CAUGHT IT GAME ON BACK ON THE BANDWAGON

EDIT II: oh thank god a touchdown thank god

[GhostMachine]

"Hello, this is Jerry."

"We're looking to trade Percy Harvin."

"...I'm listening"

"How about this guy Dez you have, the receiver? He available?"

"..."

"Hello? Hello?"

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if Jerry took that trade if it was offered. They only make sensible choices when his son is around to stop him, apparently.

[Meacon Keaton]

Meac! I am one flight away from the game today! I will yell some for you.

Enjoy! It's a great stadium and electric atmosphere.

[GoGo Yubari]

Can we just shoot our offensive line into the sun?

[Troy Maskell]

Colt McCoy is playing QB....in 2014.

Do I even have to make fun of the Deadskins?

[VerbalPuke]

Regarding the Lions game....on a scale of one to even, I can't.

[Troy Maskell]

You could bring in Dan Orlovsky. It's hard to throw picks when you're running out the back of your own end zone

[Troy Maskell]

Or Stafford could do that....that works too

[Rafael]

The Jags are winning a game!

[Dan]

[Troy Maskell]

Fake punt inside your own 20 against the Superbowl champs and you make it

Balls as big as planets

[Mofoticon]

Same old Browns

[Dan]

GUYS! JAGS ARE WINNING 24-6!

[Berober]

Yaaaaay.

[Rafael]

Jags are 100% with Rafa watching.

[Troy Maskell]

Somewhere Jim Rome is weeping as his dream of two 0-16 teams in a season dies