2014 NFL Offseason Thread

[Cactus Drags]

Martellus Bennett has been indefinitely suspended after bodyslamming Kyle Fuller.

[HC]

Should've followed up with an atomic leg drop to get his money's worth.

[Dan]

Pre-season prediction: Teddy Bridgewater to win ROTY.

[Plubby]

What about Mrs. Bortles' other half?

[Meacon Keaton]

Mrs. Bortles won my heart.

[Plubby]

Stonking.

[LL!]

The only success for Blake Bortles in 2014-2015 is banging his stonking wife.

[HC]

She is certainly well-endowed.

[gunnar hendershow]

Did he actually marry her?

[Plubby]

Nope, but not important

[gunnar hendershow]

Actually that is very important for REASONS

[Plubby]

For it is technically not adultery?

You make a strong argument...

[GhostMachine]

Cincy will win one with Dalton before Cleveland wins one with Manziel...

That's not exactly a bold prediction. I'm surprised anyone actually gives a fuck about Manziel at the moment since he's pretty much irrelevant because he's with Cleveland AND not their starter. Blake Bortles is actually more relevant than Manziel.

I look at this this way, though: Giving Dalton that contract is okay as long as the guaranteed money isn't high. Because if he continues to be mediocre (he was the 23rd best QB last year), they can dump him without eating a huge amount. And I do think he'll get better, but not by much. Dalton is NOT a Flacco....yet. He's closer to a Romo at the moment.

Oh, and I forgot: Sucks for David Wilson. But I'm glad he's realized his health isn't worth the risk of continuing to play.

Edited August 6, 2014 by GhostMachine

[Your Mom]

Blakey Football? Nah doesn't sound right. Let's just stick with Johnny

[Meacon Keaton]

But Blakey's girlfriend, Srar. HIS GIRLFRIEND

[gunnar hendershow]

HER TITS RUKI SRAR HER TITS

[Plubby]

HER TITS

[LL!]

TIIIITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS

[Maxx]

[Dan]

The Jags drafted Bortles, installed pools and giant screens in the same offseason.

It all makes sense now.