The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[King Ellis]

Arsenal are serious title contenders.

[Kaney]

See?

[The Lusophone]

I found Pardew saying the ref ruined the spectacle by sending off Dwight  Gayle kinda odd. Surely it was Gayle who ruined the spectacle by getting himself sent off?

[TCO]

It was certainly two yellows too and the first challenge was very naughty. Just a manager having a moan really though.

[Gazz]

'It's like Tennis'

Jurgen Klopp accurately sums up the Premier League.

[Rafael]

Klopp yelling with glee on the sidelines when his team stole the ball at Tottenham's own half and after Coutinho's tremendous nutmeg was the highlight of the match.

Edited October 18, 2015 by Rafael

[MDK]

KLOPPMANIAS RUNNIN WILD BROTHER 

[Gazz]

Watching Newcastle play the five minutes after they score is the most stressful thing in the world.

[Kyle]

3 - 1 Newcastle, now the question is how they manage to cock this up.  

[stokeriño]

3-2.

Pretty fun game to have on in the background. Each team is dutifully taking it in turns to defend like crap.

[Gazz]

Like that

[Liam]

Wasn't going to watch this game. Glad I did.

[TCO]

What the fuck are Janmaat and Sissoko doing? They're just watching Olsson waltz forward and not even consider closing him down.

[Gazz]

Sissoko has been responsible for all five goals.

Three assists. No tracking back.

It's like Ben Arfa in his prime.

[Kyle]

I feel like I jinxed that. Sorry Gazz.  

[Rafael]

I'm done with Janmaat. What a fucking disgrace.

[TCO]

The first one was definitely Sissoko's fault. Although Janmaat's positioning was terrible for both goals, ultimately the left back is Sissoko's responsibility.

The second goal was laughable, the pair of them just standing still and looking at Olsson while he delivered a cross. Meanwhile at the back post our other esteemed fullback completely loses Redmond. It should be 3-0, done and dusted.

[Rafael]

I miss Mbabu. 

[Gazz]

The MOTD2 editors must be loving this since they've only got one game to fill an hour.

[Kyle]

Fuck me Newcastle, make your mind up. >_>