The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[Whisper]

On yer bike Louis.

[Gorka]

Nobody doing the Swans any favours. 

[Baddar]

Just now, Whisper said:

On yer bike Louis.

I'm not one for calling for any manager to be sacked, but I don't think we're getting top 4 if he remains in charge.

[Whisper]

Just now, Baddar said:

I'm not one for calling for any manager to be sacked, but I don't think we're getting top 4 if he remains in charge.

No chance. I could stomach it if we at least occasionally looked like taking a team apart, but we create barely any chances against teams in the relegation zone at home. These teams aren't even having to play that well to beat us anymore.

We all get pissed off and negative etc when our teams lose, and of course we don't complain when we're winning 1-0 every week, but football has very rarely ever genuinely bored me before.

[Baddar]

Well there's no way Mourinho is coming to Utd so I don't get why people are calling for him to be appointed. Doesn't bother me, I doubt he'd want to be in it for the long haul. 

[Gazz]

Six games, five away wins.

Counter attack. It's the future*.

*although Bournemouth had 70% possession today at West Brom.

[Arjen Robben]

 

[METALMAN]

Top stat.

[Gazz]

Premier League drinking game

Drink everytime Chris Waddle suggests 'width' as the solution to footballing problems.

 

[Gazz]

Siem de Jong just finished that header like he actually is Joel McHale...

[Cymbols]

Pointless result for us. Newcastle were the better side though. 

[Gazz]

I dunno, first half we were, but second half, Villa worked their bollocks off.

We still should of won though, missed some absolute sitters.

[Colly]

Positives: It stopped raining at full time.

Negatives: that game of football.

[Twist]

55 minutes ago, Its_Cymbols said:

Pointless result for us. Newcastle were the better side though. 

Well, you got one point.

[Noah]

I will wait for the next edition of my favorite podcast with great anticipation, seeing as the only one to say anything negative about our chances versus Norwich got ridiculed and even he still went for a draw.

[Colly]

James McClean really is a horrible prick.

[Kyle]

12 hours ago, Noah said:

I will wait for the next edition of my favorite podcast with great anticipation, seeing as the only one to say anything negative about our chances versus Norwich got ridiculed and even he still went for a draw.

The Football Ramble will have a field day. Can't wait.

[Hobo]

Simon Mingolet is set to miss today's game against Watford through injury. But Sahko is back.

 

 

 

[Liam]

Lollerplol.

[Gazz]

I saw an advert for Nivea skincare for men last night.

They were using Skrtel as a model.

Skrtel.