2016 NFL Off Season Thread

[Your Mom]

Just now, Meacon said:

Bears fans are like, "Yeah. Ok. Alright. He's...fine. I guess."

My thoughts exactly.  

[Lineker]

EWB is back!

#10 Eli Apple to the New York Giants,
#11 Vernon Hargreaves III to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers,
#12 Sheldon Rankins to the New Orleans Saints,
#13 Laremy Tunsil, finally, to the Miami Dolphins! He claims that the video is five years old... I'm not so sure about that.

[Meacon Keaton]

I was hoping he'd slide to Denver. He could smoke all the pot he wants there.  

[Lineker]

#14 - Karl Joseph to the Oakland Raiders.

[Meacon Keaton]

Raiders draft a defensive back from a team that never played defense.

Could the Browns possibly acquire yet another third round pick here?

[The Buscher]

Jerry Reese basically just acted like someone playing their Madden franchise who forgot to do their scouting, so they just picked the guy with the coolest name.

There is no justifying Eli Apple at #10.  None.

[Alex.]

Got to watch Joseph play for a few years, hes the real deal. Love the pick and wish nothing but the best for my fellow WVU boy.

Giants....fuck us.

[Meacon Keaton]

2 minutes ago, Buscha Syndergaard said:

Jerry Reese basically just acted like someone playing their Madden franchise who forgot to do their scouting, so they just picked the guy with the coolest name.

There is no justifying Eli Apple at #10.  None.

Not when Hargreaves was right there, anyway.

[Lineker]

Corey Coleman to the Cleveland Browns.

[LL!]

2 minutes ago, Buscha Syndergaard said:

Jerry Reese basically just acted like someone playing their Madden franchise who forgot to do their scouting, so they just picked the guy with the coolest name.

There is no justifying Eli Apple at #10.  None.

Eli Apple is a cool name?

[Schlitzbrille]

1 minute ago, Buscha Syndergaard said:

Jerry Reese basically just acted like someone playing their Madden franchise who forgot to do their scouting, so they just picked the guy with the coolest name.
 

....me

THL's Draft Analysis: Took 'em long enough to draft a WR.

[Meacon Keaton]

I like that pick by Cleveland. Not sure if RG3 or Tim Couch Jr or who the hell is throwing to him, but he could be a darn good receiver in three years.

[Lineker]

Just now, metaLLman again said:

Eli Apple is a cool name?

ELI APPLE IN THE BIG APPLE, I LOVE IT MAGGLE!

[DMN in the House]

I wanted Myles Jack, because,  UCLA, but with his knee and the need to replace NOSDOOM, Joseph was probably the right pick.

Maybe Tunsil falls into the second abs we can snag him. 

I also want Paul Perkins later in the draft. 

[Alex.]

Tom Coughlin gotta be having a good laugh. Lot of us Giants fans wanted Reese's head for the past two seasons..but holy shit. 

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, DMN said:

I wanted Myles Jack, because,  UCLA, but with his knee and the need to replace NOSDOOM, Joseph was probably the right pick.

Maybe Tunsil falls into the second abs we can snag him. 

Tunsil went right before you guys, unfortunately.

[Lineker]

Taylor Decker to the Detroit Lions.

[Schlitzbrille]

THL's Draft Analysis: Last one until Mr. Irrelevant time. Taylor Decker is quite handsome.

[Meacon Keaton]

Another good pick by another team that traditionally has poor drafts. Detroit gets themselves a darn good tackle to keep Stafford from crumbling like tin foil.

Urban Meyer and Nick Saban are standing next to each other. If ever there was a perfect time for a meteor to strike...  

[Lineker]

Keanu Neal to the Atlanta Falcons.

Ryan Kelly to the Indianapolis Colts.