Premier League 2016/17

[Baddar]

So fucked off. Huge chance to capitalise on results and we go and balls it up. Shit performance. Shit finishing again. 

[Lineker]

Frank Lampard has announced his retirement.

[The Lusophone]

Honestly forgot he was still playing.

[stokeriño]

Well he only left New York City a month or so ago and kept saying he was considering his options. I guess maybe he didn't fancy going and playing in the UAE or whatever kind of nonsense was on offer. Chelsea backroom staff beckons??

A bit like Gerrard's return to Liverpool only with, you know, the possibility of trophy celebrations at season's end.

[DavidMarrio]

43 minutes ago, stokeriño said:

A bit like Gerrard's return to Liverpool only with, you know, the possibility of trophy celebrations at season's end.

So obsessed

[stokeriño]

The old punchlines are always the best.

[Lineker]

Bournemouth striker Callum Wilson has been ruled out for the rest of the season with a ruptured anterior cruciate knee ligament. AGAIN. Poor fucker.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

12 hours ago, Lineker said:

Frank Lampard has announced his retirement.

Legit my favourite footballer of all time. Not gonna lie, I'm kinda sad

[MDK]

Arsenesaur, I choose you!

[Lineker]

The Liverpool chief executive, Ian Ayre, will leave the club at the end of this month as part of a management restructure in which his replacement will installed in the summer.

[Adam]

Saido Berahino apparently served an eight-week suspension for a positive drugs test (recreational) earlier in the season. How has that not come out until now?

[stokeriño]

10 hours ago, Jericode said:

Legit my favourite footballer of all time. Not gonna lie, I'm kinda sad

It's a tie between him and Zola for me.

I don't really feel sad at this stage... I got through all that when he left Chelsea. The fact he's been playing in the US has been distant enough not to affect me.

[Baddar]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

Saido Berahino apparently served an eight-week suspension for a positive drugs test (recreational) earlier in the season. How has that not come out until now?

Well he was at "fat camp" for a while. Must have been then. Surprised it was kept so quiet. 

[Hobo]

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

The Liverpool chief executive, Ian Ayre, will leave the club at the end of this month as part of a management restructure in which his replacement will installed in the summer.

I can see him now, revving up his Harley and driving off into the sunset...

[DavidMarrio]

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

The Liverpool chief executive, Ian Ayre, will leave the club at the end of this month as part of a management restructure in which his replacement will installed in the summer.

Farewell Ian. You can ride your motorbike off into the sunset now

[Nerf]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38833344

Bloody day trippers.

[Baddar]

Couldn't even get a ticket. Surely you'd sort that out beforehand? 

[Just Joe]

1 minute ago, Baddar said:

Couldn't even get a ticket. Surely you'd sort that out beforehand? 

Probably thought he could steal one.

[stokeriño]

Bit hard to buy one 235 days in advance, mind. I suppose he could just start his journey and look to buy one during the trip.

"After six months' cycling I've just about reached the outskirts of Europe - and now the tickets go on sale! ...Oh, didn't get one. Guess I'll turn back then."  

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

That West Brom managed to keep that quiet shows that Berahino should realise how lucky he was.