Premier League 2017/18

[MDK]

 

[Colly]

I might get my Milner shirt out of retirement for today's game. Love that man. 

Oh my, I was not aware of the wonders of his twitter feed until now. 

 

[MDK]

He's really embraced the boring James Milner meme.

[DavidMarrio]

Milner is a wonderful human being and a massively underrated footballer. 

 

[MDK]

 

[Adam]

Has that Boring Milner account packed in? Ever since the real Milner came to Twitter the fake one's been redundant, because the real Milner is really entertaining.

Always a player I've appreciated.

[Gazz]

James Milner is a fucking hero. Looks after himself, never a shred of trouble or ego, diligent trainer and technically gifted, tactically astute and intelligent enough to play in just about every position. England needs more James Milner's. Southgate should be blowing up his phone trying to get him out of retirement.

[MDK]

Salah just missed a sitter. Overrated.

[DavidMarrio]

Can Stoke stop trying to hurt our centre mids. We've hardly got any as it is!

[DavidMarrio]

This match has been so boring to watch. 

No wonder there are no English officials going the world cup cause they're fucking wank. How's that not a pen? 

[Szumi]

That's handball. Was against Milner midweek, sure is today too.

I have no idea why we haven't used our third sub yet. We've could've used something fresh for the final 10 minutes here

That was frustrating. I don't know why Klopp didn't make any change in that final ten. We're lumping it into the box nonstop. Why keep Gomez on when Clyne can just stay there? They were pretty much taking up the same position. Throw Solanke on to at least have someone bigger in the box. Very frustrating.

[MDK]

Why is there an advert of Ox shaving his chest.

[Hobo]

gotta shave somethin'

[MDK]

That is the weirdest chat up line I've heard for a while.

[Adam]

Typical, the one day I'd not mind Everton losing they're going to win.

[Baddar]

Huddersfield being dragged right into the relegation mix today. Away to City and Chelsea and home to Arsenal isn't an ideal way to end the season.

[MDK]

This Hodgson lad who is doing well at Palace. Possible future England manager?

[Adam]

27 minutes ago, Baddar said:

Huddersfield being dragged right into the relegation mix today. Away to City and Chelsea and home to Arsenal isn't an ideal way to end the season.

They're going down, I fear. Don't score enough goals.

[Colly]

Well that was fucking horrid. Return to type after a good run of form. 

[stokeriño]

Wow, Fabregas received a pass in range of goal and shot first-time rather than looking to pass out wide.

And yeah, 1-0.