Premier League 2017/18

[Matt]

I think they limp bizkit version is more appropriate

[stokeriño]

I'm sure with a bit of effort they could take 'My Way' and replicate the Rock/Austin video package from WMX7 with footage/soundbites from Wenger on the one side, and a mixture of SAF and Jose on the other.

[Gazz]

Who can forget that time that Sir Alex Rock Bottomed Arsene through a stack of pizza boxes in the tunnel at Old Trafford? Those were the days...

[The Lusophone]

Redoing Wrestling promo videos to make it be about footballers is the new thing I didn't know I wanted but really want.

[The Lusophone]

This is getting ridiculous now.

[MDK]

24 minutes ago, MadJack said:

This is getting ridiculous now.

I heard on the radio earlier that Kane and his family weren't actually upset by it and this is a bit of a mountain out of a molehill situation

[DavidMarrio]

43 minutes ago, MDK said:

I heard on the radio earlier that Kane and his family weren't actually upset by it and this is a bit of a mountain out of a molehill situation

DId they claim to not be upset by it?

[Gazz]

Does anyone honestly believe that someone who obviously has the mentality to be a top Premier League player is going to be offended by a jibe? Can you imagine some of the stick he hears on a weekly basis from opposition fans?

[MDK]

Just now, Gazz said:

Does anyone honestly believe that someone who obviously has the mentality to be a top Premier League player is going to be offended by a jibe? Can you imagine some of the stick he hears on a weekly basis from opposition fans?

Jason Lee got upset by pineapples

[The Lusophone]

40 minutes ago, MDK said:

Jason Lee got upset by pineapples

Moyes almost faced a revolt when he took the United players chips away... Yaya's birthday cake, etc etc

[Gazz]

41 minutes ago, MDK said:

Jason Lee

 

42 minutes ago, Gazz said:

top Premier League player

 

[MDK]

Shhh

3 minutes ago, MadJack said:

Moyes almost faced a revolt when he took the United players chips away

Civilisation is only three missed meals away from barbarity

[Colly]

2 hours ago, Gazz said:

Does anyone honestly believe that someone who obviously has the mentality to be a top Premier League player is going to be offended by a jibe? Can you imagine some of the stick he hears on a weekly basis from opposition fans?

To be fair though he's often in a right fluffery buffery and no mistaking. 

[DavidMarrio]

Big Sam has confirmed he'll be staying at Everton following this season. 

Unlucky. 

[Lineker]

First leg of the FA Youth Cup final is on ITV4 tonight.

[Szumi]

33 minutes ago, DMo Salah said:

Big Sam has confirmed he'll be staying at Everton following this season. 

Unlucky. 

For Everton, at least!

[MDK]

21 minutes ago, Lineker said:

First leg of the FA Youth Cup final is on ITV4 tonight.

Be nice to know who is playing. Typical BBC reporting.

[Lineker]

1 minute ago, MDK said:

Be nice to know who is playing. Typical BBC reporting.

It's Chelsea/Arsenal so naturally I wanted to keep quiet about that  

[stokeriño]

In fairness, it's been seven years since Chelsea weren't in it, so that probably went without saying.

[Adam]

9 hours ago, DMo Salah said:

Big Sam has confirmed he'll be staying at Everton following this season. 

Unlucky. 

He hasn't confirmed jack, he just said he and Moshiri had "clarity". I bet he's sat at home thinking he's dead clever, "if I say I'm staying they can't sack me!". Cretin.